Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me just put this out there... being a responsible adult does
not mean that you have to be a boring, uptight asshole about
I'm basically just looking for something that's starting to seem
unattainable. I want a girlfriend I can be best friends with and
watch movies and say dumb shit and laugh with but also be able to
have long makeout sessions and squeeze each others butts and
cuddle. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I have an 8 year old son (who recently moved out of my house
to his moms, but still visits me all the time) and a year old
daughter (who lives with her mom). They are my life. You don't
really need to worry about them though, because you won't have any
interaction with them. (Unless you count liking pictures of them on
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working overnights, cooking delicious food, and watching 80's
movies on Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. You should be too.
Cooking! I am so good at cooking.
Making fun of everything.
Did I mention talking?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. They're the bluest blue to ever blue out of bluetown and
that seems to work well for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all movies. Horror, action, comedy, good ones, bad ones,
cheesy ones. I own a million of them. Some of my favorites are True
Romance, Blade Runner, The Goonies, Observe & Report. Way too
many to list really.
TV Shows - The Walking Dead, The Kroll Show, Tosh.0, Regular Show,
Adventure Time, Twin Peaks, Bobs Burgers, The Twilight Zone.
Books I generally like anything by Stephen King or Frank
I have the most widespread, eclectic music taste ever of all time.
I listen to anything besides country and screamo. Punk, 80's, rap,
new wave, acoustic, everything. I also have an affinity for really
terrible pop music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nice shoes. My son. My phone. My earphones. And maybe my glasses
since I'm blind without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Elvis Aaron Presley.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm off work most weekends, so I'm usually bored off my ass. Or
bored on my ass. Whichever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Or the fact that I have a "guys I would do if I had to" list. Ryan
Gosling and Joseph Gordon Levitt are at the top currently.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have style and a strong personality.
(I'd much rather you be crazy and interesting than safe and
If you have tattoos and/or piercings. (Septum mmm)
If you'll make intentionally ugly faces with me on Snapchat.
If you don't mind my addiction to Instagram.
If you think people watching is one of the greatest forms of
entertainment ever created and want to help me make fun of
If you're weird. The weirder the better.
I can't stress this enough...ONLY IF YOU CAN HOLD A CONVERSATION. I
talk a lot but can only do so much with "okay" and "lol"
If your eyebrow game is on point.
I can't believe I really have to even say this but DON'T message me
if you're racist or homophobic or any other kind of ignorant crap.
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