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25 Rochester, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:52am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being a responsible adult does not mean that you have to be a boring, uptight asshole about life.

I'm Shaun (hence the cheesy name). I have a son who I mostly take care of on my own. I'm pretty obsessed with high-top sneakers, movies, and being generally hilarious. I'm sarcastic but I'm not a jerk about it. I like to make people laugh so it's pretty necessary that you have a good sense of humor. Oh yeah and a personality. If you can't hold a conversation, don't bother messaging me. Having tattoos and piercings and pretty eyes will win you cool points.

I'm basically just looking for something that's starting to seem unattainable. I want a girl I can be best friends with and watch movies and say dumb shit and laugh with but also be able to have long makeout sessions and squeeze each others butts and cuddle. Is that too much to ask?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Really just working and giving my son a comfortable life that I never really had.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. You should be too.
Making fun of everything.
Did I mention talking?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. They're the bluest blue to ever blue out of bluetown and that seems to work well for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all movies. Horror, action, comedy, good ones, bad ones, cheesy ones. I own a million of them. Some of my favorites are True Romance, Blade Runner, The Goonies, Observe & Report. Way too many to list really.

TV Shows - The Walking Dead, The Kroll Show, Tosh.0, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Twin Peaks, Bobs Burgers, The Twilight Zone.

Books I generally like anything by Stephen King or Frank Miller.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nice shoes. My son. My phone. My earphones. And maybe my glasses since I'm blind without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Elvis Aaron Presley.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...well Friday is the only night I have without my son so I'm either out somewhere with mi amigos or passed out on the couch. Depending on how my week went.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman.

Or the fact that I have a "guys I would do if I had to" list. Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon Levitt are at the top currently.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're cute and have a strong personality.
(I'd much rather you be crazy and interesting than safe and boring.)

If you have tattoos and/or piercings. (Septum mmm)

If you'll make intentionally ugly faces with me on Snapchat. (ShaunButt)

If you don't mind my addiction to Instagram. (@gooniesneeeversaydie)

If you're really excited about fall and Halloween coming soon.

If you think people watching is one of the greatest forms of entertainment ever created and want to help me make fun of everyone.

If you're weird. The weirder the better.

And I can't stress this enough...ONLY IF YOU CAN HOLD A CONVERSATION. I talk a lot but can only do so much with "okay" and "lol"

Also, talking/looking like/having the same sense of humor as Daria Morgendorffer will make me love you forever.

If your eyebrow game is on point.

I can't believe I really have to even say this but DON'T message me if you're racist or homophobic or any other kind of ignorant crap.