Can't say what might have brought you my way, but you might as well sit for a few and get ready for a story or two.

Here's this man. His life plays out in technicolor. Adventures are regular for him and appear in the form of cleverly masquerading rhythmic events that are truly chaos-driven at their core. It's a good life. He has very few inhibitions. Amateur Astrologer. Drummer (working on it). Masculine. Brave. Always humble in the proudest way. He's coming in with the light comic relief at just the right time to save face or make that quick getaway. The cross between the court jester and the chancellor.

I'm just a simple guy and I'm enjoying all of my time here at the bay parallel to my home bay. I like to try everything at least once. I think we'd have fun getting to know each other, whoever you might be. I'm open to anyone who can hold good conversation from silly topical banter all the way to deep-rooted and un-admitted philosophy.

Some may call me a fool, but none have called me a tool. A cool cat just looking for a kitty.

I spend my days trying to make the most of the short time we have on this mote of dust.

Making light of any situation.

Probably my Virginia accent not matching me whatsoever. Catches people of guard all the time, but I'm tricky and I can mask it at will.

Current Favorite Book - "Tales of the City" - Armistead Maupin - Every San Franciscan should read this book.

Current Favorite Music - Modest Mouse (I love music - there's a big range I listen to - I'm a rock and roll enthusiast first and foremost, but I also enjoy Rap/hip-hop from all eras, I love the funk, R&B, folk music, a few of those country songs made it in there somehow, and I have a dirty obsession with 80's tunes. Oh, and I'll listen to some house/electronic/trance, but it wears on me after a while. I like a little more variation than that, and would rather dance to hip-hop to be honest.)

Current Favorite Food - Pho/Shuyo

Favorite Movie - Real Genius (I'm a huge movie buff and have probably seen what you wouldn't watch just so I can tell you first-hand how bad [or good] it was...actually, anything pop culture is my forte)

Favorite Show - King of the Hill. Okay, I know what you're thinking and I think you should give that show another chance. Oh, and a fun fact - it actually beat out The Simpsons in ratings for a few years. Sha bam, crazy right?! I'll let you have a minute to collect your blown-mind pieces off of the desk.

A place to call home, good days with friends, the folks, great scents, sadly I need that damn cell phone (I think I'd handle a carrier eagle much more attentively. Yes, an eagle, screw those pigeons) - and I probably wouldn't last too long without water.

Answering this question is similar to mapping a star system with a piece of charcoal, a paper towel tube, and a protractor. Nigh impossible...

Sometimes I'm out and sometimes I'm in. There's nothing typical about my world and I usually like it that way. It's fun to be a little random, don't you think?

...is that even though I think this whole online thing is silly, I continue to use it. I don't like closing doorways.

The Fresh Prince theme plays in my head way too often.

I'm also really bad at taking pictures or having them taken of me. I guess that's not really a private matter, though...

I'm kind of an open book.

If you are a drama free person who loves making fun of things that probably shouldn't be made fun of and you aren't afraid of being a little silly then stop on by and say hi. I make it a point to talk to everyone I can, and I'll always respond. That's a promise. If I break it, I'll give you five bucks. I hope you accept money orders should that occasion arise. They even come printed in a variety of colors, scents, and textures for added pleasure.

If you thought about a funky bathroom coin condom dispenser right after you read that last sentence, then we'll get along swimmingly.

Also, if you're an Aquarius or an Aries, I really feel like I'm lacking them in my life. It would be a pleasure to see more of those folks. I don't seem to encounter them much. Weird.

I'm just looking for folks that get it. *(As in you're down to earth, realistic about life, and aware of what's happening in your world.)*