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ShawnDinabox

36 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Apparently, my name is ShawnDinabox. Sounds nice.

My friend said that some people might think Dinabox is some vagina joke. It's not. It's just what OKC suggested for some reason. That would be the dumbest vagina joke ever. God! That's not what you thought was it?

Also, I have two Boston terriers. Bruce and Teela.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an art director at an ad agency... And I paint sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Weirding out the people in my office by yelling extreme vulgarities at my computer.

• Saying things that my brain doesn't tell my mouth to say.

• Making loud noises while I stretch.

• Dramatic sneezes.

• Talking to people's dogs and not talking to the people.

• Painting faces. Not painting things onto faces, painting faces onto things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They usually just say "You don't look Mexican"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The giving tree may still makes me cry.

TV: infomercials. Gawd they're so good! I also like best of Friends montage episodes.

Movies: Didn't Kevin Bacon show his weiner in a movie once? So... Footloose!

Music: I would say Huey Lewis and the News, but Huey kinda fucked that train in the face, didn't he?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Dogs ( I'm a dad of dogs )
• Bikes ( I'm into them [the peddling kind])
• Design/Art ( I'm so snobby )
• Snooze button ( I'm so typical, I know )
• Radiolab/99% Invisible ( I'm trying to sound smart )
• Slapping pencils off of people's desks ( I'm so pissed! )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I was in 5th grade, the kid that sat next to me one day was all like " Shawn! Shawn! Look! I have a boner!". He didn't actually pull it out or anything. You could just see that he had one. I was so confused as to why he would do that. Years later I wondered if he was just joking. Maybe he put a marker or something in his pants and I was just now getting the joke. So I spend a lot of time thinking about if that was his real boner or was it a fake boner joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking like every other regular asshole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This is going to make me sound like a total asshole, but... Ever since I was a kid old people have scared me. When I'm around them I feel like their dead skin is flaking off into the air and I am breathing it in and technically eating them. I pretty much feel like I'm eating old people. Except for my grandma. She's the sweetest. I don't feel like I'm eating her her at all.
You should message me if
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Beers, bikes, beaches and boats!!!
P-A-R-T-Y!!!