A: I need some new pictures up, as I've lost about 20 lbs this year, and so I am skinnier than any photos from last year, and older than any photos from when I was skinnier. If you combine "less fat" with "older" you'll get an idea.
B: I didn't think I was picky, but I think I am. The overwhelming majority of single ladies are really boring to me. If you are not a geek, nerd, weirdo, artist, musician, dancer, goth, hipster, or some combination of the above, we will probably not get along.
Okay, so I am:
An artist, a DJ, webmonkey, an occasional burlesque host, a big fat geek and nerd, in the process of reinventing myself, a big pinko lefty, etc and so on.