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ShaylaJane

18 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone

Johnson Creek, Wisconsin

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Ethnicity
White
Height
4' 11" (1.49m).
Body Type
Thin
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New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
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No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on high school
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am one hit wonderful, skatanic, and Snoop Dog, baby.

My Self-Summary

My name is Shayla, obviously. I listen to lots of ska, but I can't skank. I'm terribly shy, but I love being on stage. I might sing for you, but I don't think I'm very good. I write a lot, but no one is allowed to read it. My looks tend to be rather eccentric, but my personality is not.

I've always dreamed of the day I could call myself a musician, and I can't yet, but I'm still working on it. I love to sing, but I can't do it properly. Regina Spektor inspired me to learn piano, and I'm still not very good at it. I'm really terrible at guitar, but if I could learn to play my acoustic, I'd be in heaven. I'm a "musician in training", I guess.

And speaking of music, I really do like "a little bit of everything." I love ska, punk, indie, psychobilly, powerpop, hip hop, trip hop, folk, antifolk, and yeah, some country too. However, I don't like male country artists, I think most classic rock is overrated, and I'm quite picky about rap. But give me any band/artist, and I'll give it a try. I'm quite fond of female artists. Pandora.com is one of my best friends, as it introduces me to new artists all the time.

For some reason unbeknown to me, I really enjoy lists, mostly of the "top ten" variety. Listverse.com and TopTenz.net are some of my favorite websites and I read them religiously (among a few others). But despite my love of lists, I'm really unorganized. I work better in chaos than neatness. If I'm not surrounded by junk, I have a very hard time concentrating.

I'm really, terribly, dreadfully shy. So shy that it's nearly crippling sometimes. I tend to assume that I won't be liked, so I hold back. I take criticism very personally, even when I know it's not meant that way. Sometimes when I'm nervous I lose my voice, which just makes me even more nervous. Some people find it rude that I don't talk to them and attribute it to me thinking I'm "better" than them. Of course, that's not the case at all. It's usually because I'm afraid of being judged harshly or I just really can't talk. But I prefer talking in person to talking on the phone. Phones really terrify me. I avoid using them at all costs (except for texting, which I enjoy very much).

I hate the misuse of the word "random". No, you are not "lulz so crazy and random". The things you do or think or say are not random. There is something that triggers it, it is connected to something else, and it is not random. Very few things are actually random. Do not use this word around me. Kthnx.

I'm with a really amazing guy named Luke that I met on this site. He makes me all romantic and cheesy, which I'm normally not, so pardon the following paragraph. I have never felt so strongly about anyone else, and I have never trusted a guy as much as I trust him. I think of him when I hear cheesy sweet love songs. I never want to be without him. He makes me feel like the most important person in the world. I know he won't break my heart.

For those of you questioning why I'm on still on a dating site when I have such a wonderful relationship, well, it's because I damn well want to be. I've met quite a few really good friends on this site, and I'm not just making this up, I really did join this site for the quizzes in the beginning. But yeah, I really do have nothing better to do with my life.

I lost my train of thought while writing this, so if you'd like to know anything else, I suppose you could ask. Or don't. Your loss.

What I’m doing with my life

Not much. Still in school, and after that, I've got no clue. I'm not a planner.

I’m really good at

Cutting pizzas. Being jealous. Sarcasm. Changing my hair. Sleeping. Becoming mediocre at something and then moving on to something else.

I'm trying to learn how to draw chibis and such.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm short and quiet and my hair and clothes are kinda weird.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs, Invisible by Pete Hautman, Please Don't Kill the Freshman by Zoe Trope, Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks, anything by Ellen Hopkins

Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Thirteen, Alice in Wonderland, Heathers, Juno, Hard Candy, Lilo and Stitch, Monsters Inc., Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Babysitters, 10 Things I Hate About You, A Dirty Shame, Because I Said So, Beetlejuice, Breakfast Club, But I'm a Cheerleader, Clueless, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Nemo, Gia, Girl, Interrupted, The Rugrats Movie, Rugrats in Paris, Spice World, Spirited Away, Wizard of Oz

TV: Degrassi: The Next Generation, Skins, Daisy of Love, Rock of Love, cartoons

Music: Regina Spektor, Reel Big Fish, The Dresden Dolls, The Dead Milkmen, The Queers, Screeching Weasel, Ani Difranco, Bikini Kill, The Horrorpops, Bomb the Music Industry!
http://www.last.fm/user/iAMaBLACKbullet (That doesn't get updated anymore since my last computer crashed, but I think it gives a general idea of what I like [plus a few other bands I've gotten into recently])

Food: Taco Bell, spaghetti, pineapple. I'm a vegetarian.

The six things I could never do without

1. My BFF
2. Hair dye/bleach
3. Juice
4. Cuddles
5. Pens and paper (I'm counting that as one)
6. Naps

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Kittens and zombies and music and hair and clothes and sex and drugs and you and me and I think too much.

On a typical Friday night I am

not doing anything, because Friday isn't any different for me than every other day because I basically have no life. Let's stay up late and talk on the interwebz, yo.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm unhealthily infatuated with Regina Spektor.

I can't drive, and I mostly blame it on the nightmares I have about driving that have occurred for as long as I can remember.

Sometimes I enjoy sitting around and watching game shows all day.

I fucking hate scenesters.

You should message me if

you wanna be BFFLs. You like Regina Spektor as much as I do. You wanna start a fight. You like angry chick music. You like other types of chick music. You like cats more than dogs. You're online late at night when no one seems to be awake and you're desperate for someone to talk to. You know how to properly use an apostrophe. You're from Planet Claire.