26 Miami, FL
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My self-summary
I'm a little silly, I like to think I have a good sense of humor and I laugh at myself everyday. I also manage to constantly find myself in ridiculous situations that my friends say "could only happen to Shayna."
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic without people catching on. I can hold entire conversations with people without them figuring it out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look "nice." I tend to use this to my advantage, because I am considerably more astute than I look.

The other side of this is that I seem to always look helpless. Strangers are constantly trying to help me out, even when I really don't need it. I'm offered directions in my neighborhood at least once a week.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I own 9 movies on DVD: Zoolander, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Anchorman, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Corpse Bride, Mean Girls, Whip It, EuroTrip, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm headed... In life, on my current journey, if I'm still on the way to the grocery store...
On a typical Friday night I am
Having Shabbat dinner, out for drinks afterwards. Or out of town. Or at home catching up on random TV shows. Or something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My college roommate got a little drunk while visiting me and answered like 300 questions for me on here while I was sleeping...

I'm terrified of heights. I have gone skydiving.

I hate washing dishes, it is my least favorite chore. After living 7 years without one, my next apartment WILL have a dishwasher.