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SheIsSoUnusual

36 F Ojai, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Comedian, bibliophile, I am artsy as well as crafty. I enjoy pirates, Monty Python, rocking to live music, alcohol in its many splendid forms, and the Buffalo Two-Step. I love reading, writing, movies, traveling.

I'm opinionated, boisterous, sarcastic, unabashed, sincere, honest, delightfully weird and unusual, kitschy yet elegant, eloquent and crass, with a dark sense of humor.

I write like I talk and I use proper punctuation, capitalization and spell check. Dig on THAT, brainiacs!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently living in my home town of Ojai while I save up to move to LA. I'm always looking for the next adventure.

I like performing stand-up comedy, seeing live bands, reading books and watching movies, making art, hanging out at the beach, thrift store shopping, trying new eateries, and figuring out how to become independently wealthy.
I’m really good at
I make the best Baklava you've ever had. I also sing the most rad version of The Humpty Dance at karaoke that has ever been sung. Ever!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my laugh, my confidence and my startling lack of cleavage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut is my favorite. I also love Christopher Moore, biographies, and I can't get enough of true crime books & tv shows. Dostoevsky, Sartre, Camus, Nietzsche, existentialism, my dear friend Craig Clevenger, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Hunter Thompson, Bukowski, Emerson and Thoreau. To name just a few.

I love all kinds of movies and know all the words to Jaws, Ghostbusters and Back to the Future. 80s flicks, comedy, horror, thrillers, and I love documentaries.

My favorite comedians are Eddie Izzard, Mike Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt, Kyle Kinane, Chris Hardwick, Mitch Hedberg, Aziz Ansari, Jim Gaffigan, Louis C. K., Denis Leary, Chris Rock, yer mom...

I'm a Nerd Girl who loves Star Wars & Shatner era Trek, Firefly, Serenity, Tron, Logan's Run, new Battlestar Galactica...all the good nerd stuff. If the Xbox game Fallout 3 was a person, I would marry it and have its babies.

I love The State, MST3K, Scrubs, The Simpsons, South Park, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Roseanne, Golden Girls, Scandal, Hannibal, Breaking Bad, That 70s Show, In Living Color, Dexter, House of Cards, Archer, most everything on Adult Swim.

I'll try just about anything. I love sushi, pasta, feta cheese, chocolate cake, ginger snaps, Chai tea, green tea ice cream, cream cheese wontons, Sangria, rum, and champagne.

I like rock, 80s crap, dance music, alt country, old school rap, classical...if it doesn't suck, I'll listen to it.
My favorite bands are Green Day, Creedence Clearwater Revival and Oingo Boingo.
The six things I could never do without
A pen and paper. I bet that counts for two things. Quality time alone, quality time with good people... a hairband to tie my hair back with and "my industrial strength hairdryer. And I can't live WITHOUT IT!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. The past. The possibilities in everything. Observing the world and how people interact and create, and how they don't... where I'm going next in life, what I'll do when I get there, and how bright the lights will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing stand-up, catching a movie, catching a band, reading at the bookstore, and sometimes doing laundry while making sure the cat doesn't fall off the balcony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I live my life by a simple philosophy: WWWDLRD?
What Would David Lee Roth Do?
Because he'd do it.
He'd have a gin & tonic first, but he'd do it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I don't respond to Hey, Hi, Hello, Sup, or Nice Tits.
I only respond to messages that show genuine interest and that you've actually read my profile.
I don't respond to profiles that aren't filled out or don't have pictures of what you look like.
I'm not interested in casual sex.

*You don't smoke. I don't date smokers. Period.
*You like pets.
*You can hold a conversation on anything under the sun, are open minded and interested in trying new things, new places, new foods.
*You are creative, passionate about something, honest, kind, witty and sarcastic.
*You dress well & appropriately, and know how to treat a lady.

Thank you! Please drive through to the second window.