Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


36 Ojai, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:11pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Comedian, bibliophile, I am artsy as well as crafty. I enjoy pirates, Monty Python, rocking to live music, alcohol in its many splendid forms, and the Buffalo Two-Step. I love reading, writing, movies, traveling.

I'm opinionated, boisterous, sarcastic, unabashed, sincere, honest, delightfully weird and unusual, kitschy yet elegant, eloquent and crass, with a dark sense of humor.

I write like I talk and I use proper punctuation, capitalization and spell check. Dig on THAT, brainiacs!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently living in my home town of Ojai while I save up to move to LA. I'm always looking for the next adventure.

I like performing stand-up comedy, seeing live bands, reading books and watching movies, making art, hanging out at the beach, thrift store shopping, trying new eateries, and figuring out how to become independently wealthy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make the best Baklava you've ever had. I also sing the most rad version of The Humpty Dance at karaoke that has ever been sung. Ever!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my laugh, my confidence and my startling lack of cleavage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut is my favorite. I also love Christopher Moore, biographies, and I can't get enough of true crime books & tv shows. Dostoevsky, Sartre, Camus, Nietzsche, existentialism, my dear friend Craig Clevenger, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Hunter Thompson, Bukowski, Emerson and Thoreau. To name just a few.

I love all kinds of movies and know all the words to Jaws, Ghostbusters and Back to the Future. 80s flicks, comedy, horror, thrillers, and I love documentaries.

My favorite comedians are Eddie Izzard, Mike Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt, Kyle Kinane, Chris Hardwick, Mitch Hedberg, Aziz Ansari, Jim Gaffigan, Louis C. K., Denis Leary, Chris Rock, yer mom...

I'm a Nerd Girl who loves Star Wars & Shatner era Trek, Firefly, Serenity, Tron, Logan's Run, new Battlestar Galactica...all the good nerd stuff. If the Xbox game Fallout 3 was a person, I would marry it and have its babies.

I love The State, MST3K, Scrubs, The Simpsons, South Park, Roseanne, Scandal, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, That 70s Show, In Living Color, Always Sunny, House of Cards, Archer, most everything on Adult Swim.

I'll try just about anything. I love sushi, pasta, feta cheese, chocolate cake, ginger snaps, Chai tea, green tea ice cream, cream cheese wontons, Sangria, rum, and champagne.

I like rock, 80s crap, dance music, alt country, old school rap, classical...if it doesn't suck, I'll listen to it.
My favorite bands are Green Day, Creedence Clearwater Revival and Oingo Boingo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pen and paper. I bet that counts for two things. Quality time alone, quality time with good people... a hairband to tie my hair back with and "my industrial strength hairdryer. And I can't live WITHOUT IT!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. The past. The possibilities in everything. Observing the world and how people interact and create, and how they don't... where I'm going next in life, what I'll do when I get there, and how bright the lights will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing stand-up, catching a movie, catching a band, reading at the bookstore, and sometimes doing laundry while making sure the cat doesn't fall off the balcony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live my life by a simple philosophy: WWWDLRD?
What Would David Lee Roth Do?
Because he'd do it.
He'd have a gin & tonic first, but he'd do it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You don't smoke. I don't date smokers. Period.
*You like pets.
*You can hold a conversation on anything under the sun, are open minded and interested in trying new things, new places, new foods.
*You are creative, passionate about something, honest, kind, witty and sarcastic.
*You dress well & appropriately, and know how to treat a lady.

Thank you! Please drive through to the second window.