I'm opinionated, boisterous, sarcastic, unabashed, sincere, honest, delightfully weird and unusual, kitschy yet elegant, eloquent and crass, with a dark sense of humor.
I write like I talk and I use proper punctuation, capitalization and spell check. Dig on THAT, brainiacs!
I've been spending more time at the beach, crashing food trucks and breweries. Swanky cocktails at dive bars, rock shows, hitting movies and BBQs with friends, scavenger hunts...
I want to get back to traveling more and renew my passport. If it's weird and wacky, I want in on it.
Useless pop culture trivia, speaking in movie quotes, and making people laugh - either with me or at me. Either way, I win.
Dragonlance, Harry Potter, Stephen King, Ready Player One was fantastic, Gone Girl was a great read... I like books.
I love all kinds of movies and know all the words to Jaws, Ghostbusters and Back to the Future. 80s flicks, comedy, horror, thrillers, and I love documentaries.
My favorite comedians are Eddie Izzard, Mike Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt, Kyle Kinane, Chris Hardwick, Mitch Hedberg, Aziz Ansari, Jim Gaffigan, Louis C. K., Denis Leary, Chris Rock, yer mom...
I'm a Nerd Girl who loves Star Wars & Shatner era Trek, Firefly, Serenity, Tron, Logan's Run, new Battlestar Galactica...all the good nerd stuff. If the Xbox game Fallout 3 was a person, I would marry it and have its babies.
I love The State, MST3K, The Simpsons, South Park, Scandal, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, That 70s Show, In Living Color, House of Cards, Archer, Parks & Rec, most everything on Adult Swim.
I'll try just about anything. I love sushi, pasta, feta cheese, chocolate cake, ginger snaps, Chai tea, green tea ice cream, cream cheese wontons, Sangria, rum, and champagne.
I like rock, 80s crap, dance music, alt country, old school rap, classical...if it doesn't suck, I'll listen to it.
My favorite bands are Green Day, Creedence Clearwater Revival and Oingo Boingo.
What Would David Lee Roth Do?
Because he'd do it.
He'd have a gin & tonic first, but he'd do it.
*You like pets.
*You can hold a conversation on anything under the sun, are open minded and interested in trying new things, new places, new foods.
*You are creative, passionate about something, honest, kind, witty and sarcastic.
*You dress well & appropriately, and know how to treat a lady.
*You know that Ojai isn't *that* far away. :)
Thank you! Please drive through to the second window.