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45 F Sheffield, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
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My Details

Last Online
Mar 5
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Am well and truely loved up and off the shelf! Living proof that this site actually works!!! Obviously, I am NOT looking to meet anyone anymore, so no messages asking to meet me please

I may look like a boring, middle aged woman but inside still beats the heart of an ex-punk, unconventional lioness!

I am a large lady so if skinny minnies float your
boat, walk on by! I am big, honest I really am. The pics don't show
my body so please don't be fooled.

I am funny, creative, articulate and an

I love photography and get a huge buzz from Urbexing (Don't
know what that is? Ask me!)

I love hugs, kisses and debates.

I am complex, cuddly and
caring .

I am definitely more than meets the eye!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I find myself floating aimlessly through life, taking pictures along the way. I see a picture in almost everything and never leave the house without my camera. See some of my pics @ I like decaying buildings, rusty railings, light switches, dead flowers, razor wire, screws, bottles left by squatters and being in places that I really shouldn't be in I'm a low key, just getting into it, urban explorer but need someone to come with me into places where we shouldn't be. I love the buzz I get, the excitement of being in a place that was once a hive of excitement and is now abandoned.

I do a bit of craftivism too! Highlighting issues and making a statement in a creative and humourous manner. It makes people smile and gets things done. Be it a poem, some crochet flowers or some other artistic protest, it's fun and works!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love photography, am just a regular happy snapper but manage to get some pretty good shots. I also love crafts such as card making and scrapbooking. I also like making stupid videos to put on youtube. I don't take myself very seriously and am not averse to making a show of myself! Look up 'Rapping Mum Fun and Filth Cabaret' on YouTube! That's me doing my bit at the Edinbrough Fringe Comedy Festival live from my living room this year!! Be warned, it's a bit rude!! I also do crochet and have recently contributed pieces to a large crocheted coral reef touring the countries galleries and museums. I like to make things out of other things - upcycling and recycling. Great fun making someting out of what would otherwise be thrown away.

Hmmm, maybe that makes me sound boring? I'm also good atlistening, hugging, and fooling around. I'm also good at biting the heads off jelly babies, breathing and tying my own shoelaces. I also make a mean lemon cake.

I am rubbish at white water rafting, naked bungee jumping, tightrope walking and opera singing. This is proabably because I have never tried them. I am also rubbish at eating curry, eggs and milk but am good at vomiting afterwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People always tell me I have lovely eyes. They are green,big and have a certain twinkle!

I hope people would notice my sparkling personality and keen sense of humour.

They also notice that I talk quite a lot. I have the knack of waffle down to a fine art!

In reality, they probably notice that I am only 5'2" and built like a Tellytubby!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love music and couldn't live without it. I have wide tastes including Adam Ant, Herb Alpert, The Black Keys, The Specials, Bert Kaempfert, SeaSick Steve, The Husbands, The Cramps, AWOLNation, Deap Vally, The Beat plus most 80's electro, Human league, Soft Cell, punk, goth, The Smiths, The Cure, Madness, The Damned and I love a bit of Ska, Rockabilly and psychobilly! My favourite song ever is Being Boiled by The Human League. I love local band The Everly Pregnant Brothers Check them out on YouTube - Yorkshire humour and talent at it's very best! I love vinyl and have most of mine from my teens still. I frequently buy records from charity shops and play them all the time.

I read a lot and have varied taste in books but not into horror, sci fi/fantasy or war stuff. I love poetry and am a big fan of Stevie Smith. Immature I know, but I love Dr Seuss. His books never cease to make me smile.

Film wise, a good comedy or drama but The Rocky Horror Picture Show is my favourite film ever. Other favourite films include The boy in the striped pyjamas, Notes on a scandal, Rita, Sue and Bob too. Gummo, Wish you were here, Kinky boots, One of our dinosaurs is missing

Tv - I love a good comedy - League of Gentlemen Psychoville Getting on Outnumbered and love documentaries especially about people. People fascinate me!

Food wise, most stuff unless it is spicey. I am a bit of a wimp when it comes to hot stuff!! No egg based foods (omlette, quiche etc) or I will vomit!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My 2 children (one at home, one flown the nest)
2) My friends
3) My camera
4) Mobile phone
5) PC
6) Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world!

I think about the places I have explored and the places I want to experience.. . . . . . I'm always on the look out for abandoned buildings, disused factories and the like and spend an obsessive amount of time thinking about it.

I think about alsorts, world affairs, ideas for more stupid videos, the lack of passion in my life, depends on the day and what mood I am in I guess.

I guess I have a need to love and be loved, don't we all? To have someone to share the good and bad times, the laughs and the tears, the washing and the toilet cleaning. Someone to hug, to hold and care for. Someone to poke, laugh at and draw moustaches on when they are asleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sat at home, cuddled up to the love of my life!!! If I do get out I quite like going to the comedy club and love local band The Everly Pregnant Brothers I love gigs, live music and good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ooohh not sure I can for fear I may incriminate myself! Feel free to ask me though. I will always be honest, so give it a go. I may just surprise you ;-)

Oh, I will admit to being a bit of an anorak. I have a collection of over 300 Ladybird books!

I also have 3 piercings
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am not looking to meet anyone as I am very very happily loved up! I have some friends on here so feel free to say hello but I am definately not after meeting anyone.