I graduated today. You should be nice to me.

UBI O UBI EST MEUS SUBUBI

I think I'm going to start making a list of the ridiculous crap I read on here.

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth".

—If you know where this is from, we should be friends.
—If you don't know where this is from, ask me, so I can improve your life with a beautiful piece of literature.

Really, really cool stuff, so cool, if I told you, you would say, "Oh, but no, that just can't be," and I'd say, "Well, yeah, it can be," and it would go on like that ad infinitum and that's really just no fun and histrionic.

בלאה בלאה בלאה בלאה

Making people smile. Doing research. Holding a conversation. Washing dishes. Procrastinating [from the latin pro & cras, for & tomorrow, respectively]. Etymology. Ubuntu (but not really good at it.)

Who cares?

Books: anything written by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (i.e Slaughterhouse Five, Goodbye Blue Monday), Catcher in the Rye, Gandhi's writings, Human Smoke, Nachman tales.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (my favorite), Mars Attacks!, 007 movies (and other typical guy movies), Kind Hearts and Coronets, and The Notebook ;)

http://www.un.org/en/documents/udhr/

Witty things to put on my online dating profile.

There is no such thing as a typical Friday night, let alone a typical day.

בבית

I changed my "I'm looking for" to long-distance penpals.

ONLINE DATING IS A BIG SCAM! IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU ARE IN TOO DEEP!

PLEASE, SAVE YOURSELF QUICKLY AND DELETE YOUR PROFILE!