All the pertay girls!
UBI O UBI EST MEUS SUBUBI
I think I'm going to start making a list of the ridiculous crap I
read on here.
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll
probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy
childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before
they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I
don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the
—If you know where this is from, we should be friends.
—If you don't know where this is from, ask me, so I can improve
your life with a beautiful piece of literature.
What I’m doing with my life
Really, really cool stuff, so cool, if I told you, you would say,
"Oh, but no, that just can't be," and I'd say, "Well, yeah, it can
be," and it would go on like that ad infinitum and that's really
just no fun and histrionic.
בלאה בלאה בלאה בלאה
I’m really good at
Making people smile. Doing research. Holding a conversation.
Washing dishes. Procrastinating [from the latin pro & cras, for
& tomorrow, respectively]. Etymology. Ubuntu (but not really
good at it.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything written by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (i.e Slaughterhouse
Five, Goodbye Blue Monday), Catcher in the Rye, Gandhi's writings,
Human Smoke, Nachman tales.
Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love
the Bomb (my favorite), Mars Attacks!, 007 movies (and other
typical guy movies), Kind Hearts and Coronets, and The Notebook ;)
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Witty things to put on my online dating profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such thing as a typical Friday night, let alone a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I changed my "I'm looking for" to long-distance penpals.
You should message me if
ONLINE DATING IS A BIG SCAM! IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU ARE IN TOO
PLEASE, SAVE YOURSELF QUICKLY AND DELETE YOUR PROFILE!