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SheerxTorture

31 F Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:31pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Alright well, here is a very hasty summary of myself. If I must.

I have a degree in fine art. I paint and do mixed media. But to be honest its been a long time since I've picked up a brush. I've been wanting to get back into it and never stop thinking of ideas for pieces. Collecting is a hobby of mine, more specifically bones and other nature bits. I love natural history museums, well the animal dioramas.

I am extremely competitive. To the point where a few of my friends won't play games with me. I see that as a victory.

Road trips, traveling, hiking, walking, and camping are just as enjoyable as dressing up, drinking wine, watching tv, lurking the internet, and sleeping.

I have this unyielding desire to know peoples "why"s. I can and want to discuss your psychology. I love getting to know how someone thinks and what motivates them. I am always curious and a bit of a voyeur; if you are arguing in the street, I will listen.

Some random information:

I am more upset when an animal dies in a movie than a human.

I absolutely hate the heat. Summer is by far my least favorite season.

I don't kill spiders, I take them outside. And I will be mad if you kill them.
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life? What are you, my mother?
I’m really good at
Winning at boardgames, being a smart ass, getting giddy over animals and museums, directions and not getting lost, cooking and trying new recipes, playing trivia, walking, and daydreaming. I excel in daydreaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall. And I have nice eyes and hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am really starting to get into the epic fantasy/adventure novels. Preferably a trilogy or series. I am just starting and would love some suggestions! Also good majority of my books tend to be satire and observational humor. Like Sedaris or Klosterman.I will always have a soft spot for animal based books. Reference guides and research/informational types. Or about natural history museums.

I am choosing to not list a bunch of movies I like. Instead just know I love watching movies. I prefer "real" emotional movies over big blockbusters(but I will still watch most of them) But I will always pick the witty/dark comedy first. But I will watch any movie, unless its about aliens....

I tend to watch large amounts of television series on Netflix. I do not have cable but I keep up with(ok, here is a list):Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Office, Modern Family, Archer, The League, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development,and Californication. Game of Thrones!!

Music, I am unrealistically picky. And my taste changes quite a bit based on my mood. I love a good female singer with a raspy, sultry voice, and a beat. Think Gossip and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.I love Motown and blues. Indie stuff, if not too whiny. Oh and I love Lady Gaga....embarrassing. But my true musical orgasms involve southern rock. When I want want to be put in or celebrate a good mood, I turn on some CCR..

Oh food. I am almost as big of a foodie as I am an animal geek. I love to read about food, make food, go to restaurants, even go grocery shopping. I read menus online for fun. I want to try the most unique sounding item when I am out at a restaurant. And a goal of mine is to be able to recreate dishes I have had, at home. Yea...I love food and cooking. I particularly love cooking for themes. It's cheesy and hookey yes, but I can't help it. Throw me a holiday, no matter how obscure and I will theme the hell out of it!! St. Patrick's day? Guinness cupcakes!! Bastille day?? Let's make crepes!

I am really starting to get into crafting and sewing. I received a sewing machine for Christmas and have been making some clothes for myself. It's a pretty awesome feeling. I am a diy person. If I can make something, I would rather do that then spend the money. Saves money and I can also put my own creativity into it.
The six things I could never do without
My pug.

My family.

Beer, wine, liquor.

My friends.

Nature.

Teh internetz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I will go on vacation. What I will make for dinner.

But mostly I think stuff I am not entirety comfortable putting out there. Publicly at least.
On a typical Friday night I am
Idealistically- leaving on a road trip for the weekend to a random spot I picked out on the map.

Possibly- Going out to a movie or trying a new restaurant or walking around to dive bars with friends.

Most likely- Going out to a happy hour and/or dinner and letting go of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh I'm a bit of a secret keeper. I don't give up mine very easily but please tell me all of your secrets though. I live off them.

Ok fine, I make up ridiculous songs about my animals, and sing the songs to them on a regular basis. There, you happy?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
First and foremost is a sense of humor. I'm gunna need you to make me laugh. Super important.

You enjoy fancy things. But don't take yourself too seriously.

You can have a wine and dinner party but don' have to talk and act like you are.

You have an sense of adventure and spontaneity but can also be content to just watch a movie or walk in the park.

Music is not "your passion/life".I'm not interested in someone who spends all their time listening to, talking about, and playing music.

You are open minded, know what you want and want to get it, communicate proficiently about all manners serious to trivial and lighthearted.

Don't message me if you don't like animals. You can not be trusted.