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Shellshock84

30 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Law
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Poorly), Portuguese (Okay), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am that dude. The one you probably saw poplocking at you local night spot in a dashiki and complimented on said article of clothing. I am the one you see hanging out at Chipotle in a Sheriff's uniform. I am that dude you see doing tai chi in the park. I am the guy you probably took pics with in the Forbidden City or Great Wall. I am the guy you see pounding a heavybag at the police academy gym downtown affectionately known as Kung Fu Panda or Bruce Leeroy(I'll accept either answer). That all in mind I am also the guy brave(or crazy) enough troll the realm of OKCupid to continue being the adventurer I love being hopefully with someone else just as brave(or crazy). The End
What I’m doing with my life
Making moves professionally in the world of law enforcement at the St. Louis city Sheriff's dept as well as the martial arts(I compete across the country) and finances starting my own business. It's all about mastery with me and becoming a better person.
I’m really good at
seeing through bullshit, video games, dancing, athletic stuff, telling jokes, breaking my foot off in the asses of criminals. Saving lives and protecting people. Chess. Playing the sax. Martial arts. Staying calm in the most tense cituations bordering possibly on being stoic. I can also draw.
The first things people usually notice about me
my energy and funky quirky dress style, my specs. That the myth is true... If you are fan of Hotel Rwanda, Ironman 2 and 3, or the show House of Lies apparently according to a lot of people I look like Don Cheadle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books, The Autobiography of Malcolm x, Stormdancer, Shadows of The Empire, The Nightangel trilogy, Shatterpoint, The New Jedi order series, most comic books from Marvel, Batman comics, Star Wars Legacy, Kamasutra, many a dirty magazine. as for movies, the Spook Who Sat By The Door, Besouro(Beetle in English), Black Dynamite, Undisputed Trilogy, Rounders(Matt Damon and Edward Norton were brilliant in that one), Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2, The Dark Knight, The Empire Strikes Back, House Party, Blade one and two, The Avengers, any movie with Donnie Yen, Red Cliff, Enter the Dragon, Jet Li's Fearless, Legend of the Drunken Master, Iron Monkey, 36 chambers of Shaolin, The Tai Chi Master two. as for shows, Game of Throwns, Boardwalk Empire, Banshee, Strikeback, TMNT, House of Lies, Avatar The Last Airbenber. as for music old school rap like Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, Wutang Clan, Biggie Smalls ect. i also dig funk and soul so basically Parliament Funkadelic, The OJ's, MJ, James Brown, Jamiroquai, Earth Wind and Fire, alternative rock like Soundgarden, RATM, Linkin Park, The Urge(yep I've been in St. Louis too long). For my pacific rim honeys out there I'm quickly becoming fond of anything with a didgeridoo, guzheng, or an erhu(if you know what those are kudos). food? as long as it is natural and real.
The six things I could never do without
Sunlight, smartphones, good music, kung fu, Smoothie King, my discount at Chipotle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not working for people and my next adventure. Building my empire. Mastering different martial arts. Trying to take the #1 headband...(if you caught that reference you should message me now), being macktacular (hence why I am here), also why the lot of you peep at me without a full body pic and with children and still think you have a shot.
On a typical Friday night I am
poplocking after work, having a night time adventure across the city of St. Louis pissing off white fathers and making proud many a black father...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My literary collection is as tall as me. I have not physically aged a day since highschool.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're not boring, damaged, or another adjective that I find repulsive holla(and if you weren't scared off by my crazy sense of humor)... Also I dig nerdy women(especially if they know about things like Roth IRA's), athletes(we'd have something common especially if you do martial arts as I could also use a sparring partner), and if there's something exotic and different about you like English not being your first language or whatever just surprise me. Also don't message me if you as a woman have hygeine issues and don't like to shave your pits(this scenario did present itself rescently so just bare with me). One thing I should mention if you have chest tattoos do not message me. Nothing personal it's just one of those things like smoking or having kids that aren't mine(I don't have any) that fall into the zone of red flags that will eventually give me a headache and thus turn me off. If you aren't spam and feel like smiling...