The owner of a wonderful dog and ridiculous cat;
An avid reader of various genre of books;
A decent, although biased, cook;
An editor and word processor of textbooks;
A fun, albeit loud, friend;
An ENTP; and
A fairly outspoken nerd (though in this day and age, who isn't?).
Presently, I work as a reviewer at a local textbook publication company.
I also have my teaching certificate (English 9-12), but I've yet to find an open teaching position within my commuting distance.
On top of those, I'm Dungeon Mastering D&D for many of my friends, learning how to cosplay, and trying to relearn some old hobbies.
I was a dog trainer for around 2 years, so I'm fairly knowledgeable concerning dogs.
I'm also good at various video games but nothing truly spectacular.
Authors-Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, John Green, Robert Jordan, Scott Westerfeld, J.K. Rowling, Asimov, Mcguire, O'Malley, Wells, Orwell, and Austen.
Television- Avatar, Doctor Who, Futurama, Young Justice, Game of Thrones, Arrow, HIMYM, and a list of ever-expanding anime.
Movies- Batman, Mary Poppins, Notting Hill, Definitely Maybe, Blade Runner, District 9, Moonrise Kingdom, Fried Green Tomatoes, and The Producers.
Food- I eat an excessive amount of pasta.
Games- League of Legends, Mass Effect, Journey, Dragon Age, Civ, Skyrim, and Portal.
1. Jasper (My Dog)
2. The Internet
3. Good stories
4. My cats (Grace and Nepeta)
5. Allergy medicine
The actual answer to that question is that I can't whistle and it seriously bothers me.
Also, definitely add me on League of Legends (Magekeller) if you play! I have far too few people to play with currently.