So here we go. I just recently moved to St. Louis from Cape Girardeau. Now I'm learning my way around and looking for new friends. I need a social life, and new outlets for my creativity. I recently graduated with a degree in Film, and I would like to get involved with the local film making community. I would also like to be involved in the theater community. Mostly right now I'm just looking for ways to fill my time.
I am looking up some old friends, but I am also trying to make new friends. I am also looking for someone to take out on a date.
Fortunately I don't have any "baggage". Not married, never have been married, no kids, no open pit full of corpses. I'm just a single guy in the city.

Right now I'm trying to find a NEW life. Moving here has been a pretty drastic change. I can't wait to get settled into a new routine. Also, I'd like to make some exciting new friends here in the Saint Louis area. I want to go crazy!!

Wait. Hold on. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snortin' Pixie Stix. Gimme a minute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw
OH YEAH! Anyway, where was I?

Writing!! I can write really well. Right now I'm focusing on screenwriting, but I would also like to write a play one day. Plus I like writing short stories. I'm one of those creative types. Writing seems to be something I'm really great at, and I always enjoy expressing myself. This current script is really creepy. Next I'd like to do something that is really light-hearted. Something funny!

I am also really great at my job. And I'm a great friend.

My wild enthusiasm. After that, I think they notice my charm and kindness. That or they think I'm raving mad. And I've been told that I have beautiful blue eyes on several occasions. I also used to hear that I have a cute butt, but I haven't heard that in a while... And I've heard other great things about my anatomy. It's funny. You'd think that more people would have seen a third eye before.

I like scary books, and I like biographies of somewhat obscure celebrities. I really appreciate those people who don't get much attention. William M. Gaines, Keith Moon. That kind of thing. Also, if you were to look at my sizable collection of books, you would notice that several of the books are horror-based. Not so much fantasy or sci-fi. I really prefer scary books. And I have a big collection of reference books, and several books about writing and screenwriting. It's like a small library. Of course I haven't read most of them all of the way through, but I take great comfort in knowing that I have them.

I will watch nearly any movie. I prefer independent films, and scary movies. As for food, I guess I'm sort of picky. No point in making anything fancy!
My favorite authors are Joe R. Lansdale, H.P. Lovecraft, and Richard Matheson. Favorite filmmakers include John Carpenter, George Romero, Quentin Tarentino, and Robert Rodriguez. Oh, and Guillermo del Toro. I also love the Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, and Sam Raimi.

And I hate Reality Television. I mean, really. "Hate" is not too strong a word. I just don't get it. I have a Reality TV show too. It's called "I went outside today."

Favorite music includes Bob Dylan, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Pogues, Tom Waits, Flogging Molly, The Ramones, The Clash, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Alice in Chains, Nick Cave, The Talking Heads, Radiohead, Faith No More, Television, Wilco, and Rage Against the Machine. That's just off the top of my head.

Oh, and I always come back to the "London Calling" album, recorded by The Clash. And the "Transformer" album by Lou Reed. Those two albums are eternal.

My GPS Unit. I would be completly lost right now without it. Seriously.
My Multitool. I can fix anything with that damn thing.
My laptop.
Women.
My car. It gets me to work!
My body. I have not yet mastered Astral Projection.

Movies, and how to make them. And I often find myself studying story structure. I like a good story.
I also think a lot about random pop culture stuff. Information that will never save my life, unless our world is attacked by alien Game Show Hosts. But if that DOES happen, you can rest assured that our world will be safe.

And I think a lot about women, and what the heck they want. Sometimes I think it may be balloon animals.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about the strange Gypsy woman who cursed me in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot. Something about nachos, I think. I suppose I shouldn't have taken her parking spot. She had the bug eyes, and a big long nose. And one tooth. And that tooth had hair on it. So she cursed me on that day, and I have never been able to enjoy nachos again. I spend a lot of time thinking about that.

Trapped inside, or at work. But I'm looking to change that once I get a social life. I'm trying to adopt a new sleep schedule because I have noticed that a lot of people stay up later in St. Louis. And I don't mind sleeping in. Who does?

I have a really filthy mind. But that's better than a boring mind, right? I mean at least it keeps me entertained. How 'bout you?

If you would like to join the cult of Sheriff David. Hope you don't mind eating people. Also, my calendar shows that the rest of the cult will die soon. So keep that in mind before you fill out the application.