I am curious, frizzy, and a little unbalanced.
My Self-Summary
I'm Sharon, but most people call me Sheri. I think I'm really
cool...some of the time. Other times, I hate myself. I'm not here
for sex. Or a relationship, really. I just like to talk to people.
So, keep your comments to yourselves, please. Unless they are
compliments. I do love a good compliment.
I have a BBF!
bulimicgiraffee is awesome. To
death. Even though she tries to act all proud when her pants are on
backwards.
I don't have perfect grammar and spelling, but I do appreciate an
effort. This is the kind of place where I don't get to judge your
body language or vocal inflection. So when someone IM's me and says
"hey your hot do you have a lot of sex wat ur number" I just... get
really sad about the state of humanity.
I like that I have such a "long" profile. People can't describe
themselves accurately, but I think that the way they talk about
themselves gives you more information than what they are actually
saying. You may have noticed that I have a moderately formal way of
speaking, but that I use a lot of contractions and some slang. You
may also have noticed that I have a lot to say, and I can talk and
talk and talk. I always have something to say about something, and
it usually means something. I also like metaphors, and I use them
quite frequently. Often, people don't see past what I'm saying to
delve into what I mean, but that's why I choose my words fairly
carefully. I like to make the surface meaning match the deeper
meaning, so nobody misses out. But, someone who investigates a bit
further might find out that when I say I'm Okay, I really am...but
only with someone's action and not intention. Or vice-versa. Or
something else entirely.
If you talk to me and I use a lot of one word replies, I'm not
interested. I'm just too nice to tell you so. Do yourself a favour
and move on. I am usually up to chat, but if you are boring, I'm
not going to make the effort to liven up the conversation. I have
real friends to talk to, and I don't really need you to ask me
"Sup". You don't care.
I'm really funny. I promise. I also amuse myself in things that
other people don't know about/think are funny. So I'll be sitting
at a kirtan and chanting to Ganesh, and notice that "Shri" is
almost my name. And I'll start to giggle, and my friends will laugh
at me, and there is no possible way yo explain why it's so
funny.
I believe I have the heart of a poet. I can describe things,
people, events, objects......And I can use the most beautiful
language sometimes. It comes and goes, though. Other times, I'm at
a loss for words. Or, I don't say what I'm thinking because I think
straitjackets look really uncomfortable.
I'm not sure why I'm still hanging around on this kind of stupid
site. It obviously doesn't have a very good matching system, cause
I'm a 100% match with myself.....and if I was with myself in real
life, I'd break up with me. So what's the point? Oh, I think gay
marriage is important. So does some other person. We're obviously a
match. *rolls eyes* And yet....I am addicted. So, I guess we'll see
what side wins out in the end.
I'm one of those people who like to think that they are constantly
changing, but really, I'm just discovering myself a little more at
a time. And I like to edit my profile just about every two days.
And I usually like to post notes/journals/blogs but I haven't
really on this site. Which is a little strange for me. I am so
interested in myself, and in other people. I like to know
everything, and I love to answer the questions people ask me.
Comparatively, this is not that much to read. But, if you are still
reading my profile thoroughly, and not simply skimming, and you
think I'm awesome or crazy, send me a message. I always reply, even
if you seem pervy or weird.
I am an over thinker and a risk analyst. I think of all the
possible outcomes for any thing I am going to do or say or any
decision I make. Then I try to imagine the possible effects those
outcomes will have, and then i can begin to choose whether or not I
am going to make the decision at all.
I'm the kind of person you can take your secrets to, because I'm
really serious most of the time. Sometimes, I can get really silly.
I am really cool, but don't take my word for it. And I'm pretty
much the most important person in my life. So, I'm sure I can be
the most important person in your life too!
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
I am chilling right now. Working, learning, loving, living.
I'm at FCC doin' the digital media thing, and
working at a
preschool, which I really really love. I'm trying to meet new
people, because, as someone told me once, I need a lot of
attention.
I'm not so sure that that's specifically true, but....if everyone I
know gives me a little bit, I'm pretty sure nobody will have to go
out of their way. Hence, the OKC account.
I've been doing a lot of art lately...painting, drawing, and
writing. I'm a terrible poet. I like to use poetry to express my
emotions, not to impress. However, if you want to check out my
deviantart at lj300.deviantart.com, I bet you can learn more about
what's going on in my life.
I’m really good at
I'm a pretty awesome artist. I'm not skilled enough to make actual
money with it, but I love to
write and
sing and
dance(terribly) and
draw and
paint. Especially draw and paint. I'm a really good
painter.
I'm also good at getting handles on people. After I talk to you for
awhile, I can pretty much predict what you're going to say. And
then I get bored.
I have pretty good intuition. For anyone who doesn't believe in
it...well, okay. I don't really care. But if I get a feeling about
something, I'm typically pretty accurate.
The first things people usually notice about me
Each of my pictures look like it's a different person, but it's
not.
I just look different all the time.
I'm absolutely insane. Well, probably not. But my mind does
function in a way that many others can't seem to comprehend.
Sometimes, when I'm hanging with people for a long time, they start
to understand me. But I'm typically a girl of few words, so my body
language and tone communicate much more effectively than the words
I say. So I suppose that's why I'm difficult to comprehend
sometimes.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love to
read, and
my favorite books right now are the books in the gunslinger series
by Stephen King. Although, I've never read a Stephen King that I
didn't enjoy. I'm also kind of ashamed to admit that I got caught
in in the Stephanie Meyer series. And I don't think that having a
vampire as a boyfriend seems to be good; especially one as abusive
as Edward. And that's all I'll say on that topic. I love trashy
romance novels and stupid teenybopper books. Also, I'm a sucker for
children's books. Artemis Fowl, The Series of Unfortunate Events,
and the Princes Diaries are all pretty awesome. I'm a pretty fast
reader, so I can't keep myself in books. Therefore, I've read more
books this year than most people do in their whole lives. It's a
pretty sad life. But not really. Oh! Speaking of sad....I HATE
happy endings. With a passion. I think that's why I love the
Stephen King books. Because if the main character make is, all the
people around him suffer/die. And you know what? That's what
happens in real life, too.You know how they say you can't judge a
book by it's cover? Well, that's straight up stupid. The cover has
the title and usually a synopsis. When I go to the library, I pick
an aisle and I randomly pick about five books just by the spine.
Then I go and pick about five more from authors I know.
I don't do scary movies though. I like movies that make me laugh.
And animated children movies. And, as much as anyone knocks them,
the Disney moves from about 1998 and before were works of art, and
they are all beautiful. And very very entertaining. :) The art in
some of them is beautiful, and the talent of the voice actors
surpasses anything made today.
Some of my favorite movies, in order of when i can remember them,
are:
Labyrinth, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Beauty and the Beast,
Silence of the Lambs, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy
Grail, Catch and Release, The Three Musketeers, and Men in
Black.
I really like old-time music. I swear, nobody sings like Sinatra.
And
Dean
Martin. But I also like a bunch of other kinds. My problem is
that I never remember song titles or artist names.
And I love to eat the oriental flavored Ramen noodles. And the
mushroom Swiss boca burger at Denny's. With hash browns.
The six things I could never do without
My mattress- I have a bad back and I don't sleep well. I love my
mattress. :)
Tea-I drink an ungodly amount of tea.
A cool breeze-I'm sitting here right now with my window open, and
it feels divine.
My light-up crayola toothbrush-Hygiene is a big thing for me. Plus,
it's red. and light up. and I do a little dance every time I brush
my teeth.
Music-I never live my life in silence. I mostly don't care what's
playing...depending on my mood. If I'm feeling emotional, I like
fast/hard music. Then, when I'm calming down, I like softer
classical or celtic or a 40's crooner. At parties, I like hip-hop
or whatever you can dance to, and while I'm just surfing the web, I
listen to "soft alternative"
Friends-Are the most important things in my life. I love my
friends. They tell me what I need to hear, what I want to hear, and
they keep me happy.
Editors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like to think about God. I'm not sure if I believe in Him. I'm
trying to decide what I'm all about. I think about religion, and
how much I truly hate it.
And I love to think about people. People are so interesting
sometimes, don't you think? I also like to imagine little
scenarios. Like, me walking up to someone and doing something that
just changes their life forever. I want to leave my mark on
everybody, even if they don't even realize what I've done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home reading. Or sometimes
surfing the internet. Or
babysitting. Let me tell you, babysitting is a sweet deal. You hang
out with some little kids for a couple of hours and get like 50
bucks! It's a great thing, but it generally keeps my social life
down a little so I have a sad Friday night schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I believe in my dreams. Sometimes, I'll avoid someone because they
were mad at me in a dream. Other times, I'll expect chemistry with
another because we were together.
On the other hand, some of my dreams have come true.
You should message me if
You need someone awesome. Or think I seem confusing. Except let me
just tell you now that I don't even get me, so I'm pretty sure you
won't either.
Also, I'm only 18. So when people who are old enough to be my dad
message me, it freaks me out.