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Schutze394

25 M Fargo, ND

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello, my name is Brandon.
And I am the typo king, so I apologize in advance.

I try to be an open-minded person. It's easy for me to try new things and accept others for who they are. Actually, I prefer others to be who they want to be. I'm also the type of person that tries to pay attention to the little things that most people over-look.

My friends tend to be odd, the misfits, the rebels, or the "outcasts." Probably because I, too, carry some of these titles. To me, character is one of the more valuable aspects of others' personalities and I'm naturally drawn to people outside the "common" traits usually valued in society.

I have, and value, a good sense of humor--especially a sarcastic and intelligent sense of humor. I love to laugh, goof around, and not act my age. I may be a child at heart, but I do have a serious side that comes out when it needs to. However, I dislike having to show my spine when it's not needed. Usually, I am a calm--albeit shy at first--and I try to be gentle and empathic with the people around me.

Also, I love conversation. Communication is one of the most important aspects of any relationship, rather romantic, friendly, or professional. Frankly, I like yappers. I cherish every word my friends exchange with me.

I'm looking for someone that is down-to-Earth. Someone I can have serious conversations with yet still knows how to let go and have fun. I'm not looking to cling desperately onto someone, nor be clung onto. I am looking for someone to confide with, and to confide for--friends, allies, and partners long before lovers, if that makes any sense. But most important, I want a relationship that is peaceful and stable within (That's my deal breaker).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a student, studying Psychology at NDSU. So, usually you'll find my head buried in a text book, which I don't mind, I love reading and learning. I'm most likely going to use my education to teach.

Because I'm going to school, I work part-time, a simple job--delivery driver. Nothing exciting, but it pays the bills, buys the food, and fills the gas tank.

Right now, I live alone in a small apartment.
I’m really good at
Like I said before, I like to pay attention to the little things and build an idea of character with slowly growing rates of accuracy.
The first things people usually notice about me
That depends on the person doing the noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Book: A toss up between "The Last Wish" by Andrzej Sapkowski or "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho.

Favorite Movies: The Fountain and The Princess Bride.

Favorite Shows: Burn Notice. Futurama. Star Trek: TNG.

Favorite Band: Poets of the Fall.

Food: Anyway Dairy.
The six things I could never do without
With complete honesty:

Friends (Will always be most important to me, no changing that).
Psychology (Just who I am).
My Guinea Pig (A small stature, but huge meaning).
My Grandfathers (Or at least what they left behind).
A Codex (I am who I am. That will never change).
Lastly, either my tobacco pipe or a silvered pocket watch I have stashed away. (Material things, I know, yet I find myself relying on them in dire times).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
About others, usually friends. I've been told I take on everyone's problems, and maybe I do. But I care about people and I can handle my own problems, so they don't seem that big, opposed to seeing a friend(s) is distress.

If not that, probably about current events.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fargo: Dining out with a friend. Food or Coffee and conversation.

Bismarck: Having beers with a friend or two. Alcohol and banter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My brain never shuts off. Even in my sleep. I've apparently had conversations in my sleep. These didn't make sense from what I'm told, but all because I'm not behind the wheel doesn't mean my brain isn't running.

My mind, however, is usually addled by something, but does go to bed at night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If the British are coming. If Canada declared war. If California fell into the ocean. In the event of a zombie apocalypse. If Fox News came to their senses. If evil space monkeys are invading. If you've found my keys. If Steven King or Bret Easton Ellis went bonkers and are running around chopping people with axes. If they decided to bring back Futurama . . . Again. If you want to give me cake (mmm . . . cake). If you need me to call the Ghostbusters. If I've won the lottery. If you are aware of a very large hidden cache of Twinkies. If someone poked the President with a fish. Or if Arnold Schwarzenegger did or said something cheesy . . . Wanting to talk to me would also work.