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Schutze394

25 M Fargo, ND

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello, my name is Brandon.
And I am the typo king, so I apologize in advance.

I try to be an open-minded person. It's easy for me to accept others for who they are. Actually, I prefer others to be who they want to be. I'm not here to judge people. I'm not here invalidate others. I am here attempting to meet people, actual people. I've never been very technology obsessed, but I'm giving this online dating thing a try--a serious try.

My friends tend to be odd, the misfits, the rebels, or the "outcasts." Probably because I, too, carry some of these titles. To me, character is one of the more valuable aspects of others' personalities and I'm naturally drawn to people outside the "common" traits usually valued in society. Among these friends exists a wide spectrum of walks and personalities, ranging from highly religious family driven to hard drinkin', hard swearin' football nuts to introverts that quietly watch from the shadows. I am proud to call each of these types of people my friend. One thing they all seem to have in common is the ability to laugh.

I have--and value--a good sense of humor, especially a sarcastic and intelligent sense of humor. I love to laugh, goof around, and not act my age. I am be a child at heart toward people I've warmed to. But I do have a serious side that comes out when it needs to. I dislike having to show my spine when it's not needed, because, frankly, I don't wish to dominate anyone. Usually, I am a calm--albeit shy at first--and I try to be gentle and empathic with the people around me. I even enjoy when old men strike up conversations with me.

I love conversation. Communication is critical to any relationship, rather romantic, friendly, or professional. Frankly, I like yappers. I cherish every word my friends exchange with me. There is this extremely humanizing quality about hearing people's stories and I love listening to them, even a stranger's.

So, why am I here? I'm looking for someone that is down-to-Earth and kind. A warm soul to carry on conversations ranging from serious to ridiculous, ("re-donk-culous" even), yet knows how to let her hair down and let the world simply drift by silently, entertained by only roses' scent or the stars' winks.
This may look weird inside a "My self-summary" box on an Okcupid profile, but this is how my mind thinks.
I'm not looking to cling desperately onto someone or be clung onto. I'm looking for someone to share this perfectly imperfect and unfairly fair world with. I am looking for someone to confide with, and to confide for--friends, allies, and partners long before lovers--if that makes any sense. But most important, I want a relationship that is peaceful and stable within (that's my deal breaker).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a psychology student at North Dakota State University, and I'll be there until I complete my Masters. Usually you'll find my head buried in a pile of published journal entries (Edit: Now that it's summer, not so much with the journal entries), which I don't mind, despite the pain to understand the language. I love reading, thankfully. As what I'm going to do with it, I don't know. Advanced Psychology is rarely a fast track. I couldn't mind stopping at my Masters and going into work as a counselor.

Because I'm going to school, I work part-time, a simple job--delivery driver. Nothing exciting, but it pays my bills, buys my food, and fills my gas tank, all the while leaving me enough to drink, eat, and enjoy with my friends. I cannot ask for more. I am happy with my simple little job.

Right now, I live alone in a small and private apartment.
I’m really good at
I like to pay attention to the little things and building an idea of character with slowly growing rates of accuracy. I also have a knack for sarcasm, getting myself into trouble, and forgetting where my keys are.
The first things people usually notice about me
That depends on the person doing the noticing. I asked a stranger once, he replied: "That you're in a tree."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list can go on for awhile. So, I'm just going to list my most favorite entertainment.

Favorite Book: A toss up between "The Last Wish" by Andrzej Sapkowski or "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho. (I like fantasy, sci-fi, or drama, actually.)

Favorite Movies: The Fountain, The Princess Bride, and Blazing Saddles.

Favorite Shows: Burn Notice. Futurama. Star Trek: TNG.

I also enjoy select Anime as well, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Princess Mononoke, to name a few.

Favorite Band: Poets of the Fall. (I like everything between soft rock and metal. Disturbed is my soft cut-off. I like a dance music. I LOVE soft piano music. I just don't care for country or rap.)

Food: Anyway Dairy. Milk and cheese makes me a very, very happy person.
The six things I could never do without
With complete honesty:

Friends (Will always be most important to me, no changing that).
Culture (music, people, and soft moments).
My Guinea Pig (I love my fuzzy, farty little ball of oink to death).
My Car (I love driving.)
My books and journals (Reading).
Lastly, either my tobacco pipe or a silvered pocket watch I have stashed away. (I find myself staring/using them in dire times).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
About others, usually friends. I've been told I take on everyone's problems, and maybe I do. But I care about people and I can handle my own problems, so they don't seem that big, opposed to seeing a friend(s) is distress.

If not that, probably about current events.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fargo w/ friends: Dining out with a friend. Food or Coffee and conversation.

Bismarck w/ friends: Having beers with a friend or two. Alcohol and banter.

Alone: Setting aside my school troubles and relaxing. Movies. Games. Internet. Guinea pig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My brain never shuts off. Even in my sleep. I've apparently had conversations in my sleep. These didn't make sense from what I'm told, but all because I'm not behind the wheel doesn't mean my brain isn't running.

My mind, however, is usually addled by something, but does go to bed at night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If the British are coming. If Canada declared war. If California fell into the ocean. In the event of a zombie apocalypse. If Fox News came to their senses. If evil space monkeys are invading. If you've found my keys (definitely if you've found my keys!). If Steven King or Bret Easton Ellis went bonkers and are running around chopping people with axes. If they decided to bring back Futurama . . . Again. If you want to give me cake (mmm . . . cake). If you need me to call the Ghostbusters. If I've won the lottery. If you are aware of a very large hidden cache of Twinkies. If someone poked the President with a fish. Or if Arnold Schwarzenegger did or said something cheesy . . . Wanting to talk to me would also work, and welcomed.