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ShhYourePretty

33 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 31, straight, good looking and in good shape and have an incredible sex drive. I think three times a day would probably be perfect. I like hard, fast sex, with lots of dirty talk and role play. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and it would be amazing if you were too. I'm not married, attached, or even really looking for a relationship so you wouldn't have to worry about that. Also, please, for the love of the flying spaghetti monster, be smart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blowing smoke rings and thinking of anagrams.

Parallel parking. Drinking coffee.

Nice shoes wanna fuck = Enhances Focus Wink
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue, blue eyes and my crooked grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hmm, how 'bout one of each....Infinite Jest, City of God, Baseball Tonight, Afghan Whigs, Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A challenging woman
A good scotch
A bedtime story
My flying carpet
A worthy nemesis
And hot, slow, kisses that last for days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fixing things/the color of your panties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime for you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think cybersex is pretty fucking hot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–64
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're sexy as hell and won't stop kicking at the darkness until the light shines through...

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