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32 M Schaumburg, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:10pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Weird guy. Loves old cars. Hates modern technology (as i type this on a laptop, while listening to an ipod and download photos from a digital camera). Unintentional Shrek impersonator. Lover of all things mid-century modern. Hot sauce enthusiast. Terrible gardener. Slightly neurotic. Voracious reader. Adorer of (most) animals. Frequent traveler. Taker of mediocre photographs. Writer of terrible self summaries
What I’m doing with my life
Physical therapy, then physical training. Followed by boxing training. Also, planning on traveling overseas in the next couple of years
I’m really good at
Being unable to fill this out
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno. I'd like to think it isn't my gut or body odor or something else unpleasant
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a bit ashamed that i don't read as many fiction books as i would like, but my favourites are Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Godfather, and A Clockwork Orange . I tend to enjoy non-fiction, especially books on art and photography. Yes, i am boring.

Favourite movies are the original version of The Shining, The Blues Brothers, Sixteen Candles, High Fidelity, Clerks, Trainspotting, Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels (and most of the other Guy Ritchie Gangter movies), Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Starship Troopers, Midnight Cowboy, A Clockwork Orange, Two Lane Blacktop, The Shining, Vanishing Point, The Departed, Scarface... I can go on, but that's enough.

My taste is music is a bit eclectic. I love the blues. I like big band music & swing sometimes. Dean Martin could sing anything and it would be fantastic. I have been on an 80's kick lately. But i also like metal, celt/irish punk, punk, real country music, 50's doo-wop, classic rock, bad 80s music, and 70s funk. Like i said, eclectic!

Food... I love pizza. And pasta. I've risked my life (and almost been stabbed) because i just had to have a Maxwell St polish sausage at 3am when working downtown. I prefer spicy stuff. I love mexican food, thai, and am getting into japanese cuisine lately. I just can't get enough of cuban food (and that amazing coffee), and one of my all-time favourite restaraunts is a tiny Brazilian corner bar in San Diego. None of that steak on a sword crap. Fish, pork, brahma beer, guarana, and i think they are called pastels? Just amazing. And my ultimate weakness is banana bread and pumpkin bread. And sometimes fried plantains. And green tea ice cream. Oh, and Guinness. Loooooove stout!
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, shelter, warm clothing, breathable air, and my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world....
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym. I'm not very exciting...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes like dance/electronic music. It's my secret shame
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't mind talking to a rather odd, chubby fellow with a cute dog that he won't shut up about