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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Aug 27
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Weird guy. Loves old cars. Hates modern technology (as i type this on a laptop, while listening to an ipod and download photos from a digital camera). Unintentional Shrek impersonator. Can perfectly clip an apex in any vehicle. Lover of all things mid-century modern. Hot sauce enthusiast. Terrible gardener. Slightly neurotic. Voracious reader. Adorer of (most) animals. Frequent traveler. Taker of mediocre photographs. Writer of terrible self summaries
What I’m doing with my life
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Physical therapy, then physical training. Followed by boxing training. Also, planning on traveling overseas in the next couple of years
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being unable to fill this out
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dunno. I'd like to think it isn't my gut or body odor or something else unpleasant
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a bit ashamed that i don't read as many fiction books as i would like, but my favourites are Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Godfather, and A Clockwork Orange . Been getting into Russian Sci Fi lately. I tend to enjoy non-fiction, especially books on art and photography. I'm one of those nerdy types that actually really likes researching things. Yes, i am boring.

Favourite movies. This is tough to narrow down, as i'm kind of a cinephile, and sometimes tend to get a bit pedantic. But just a few all-time faves are The Shining, The Blues Brothers, Lost in Translation, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Rocky Horror Picture Show, High Fidelity, Clerks, Trainspotting, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Back to the Future (all three), Ghostbusters, Starship Troopers, Midnight Cowboy, A Clockwork Orange, Two Lane Blacktop,, Vanishing Point, The Departed, Scarface... I can go on, but that's enough.

Shows. I don't really watch TV. The only shows i try to keep up with are Archer and Bob's Burgers. And i try to catch The Daily Show when possible.

My taste is music is a bit eclectic. I love the blues. I like big band music & swing sometimes. Dean Martin could sing the phone book and i'd love it. I'm always in the mood for Social Distortion, The Ramones, The Clash, or Rancid. I can't helpt but sing along to Abba. I also like metal, celt/irish punk, classic punk, real country music, 50's doo-wop, gypsy/russian punk, J-pop, outlaw country, bad 80s music, and 70s funk. Like i said, eclectic!

Food... I love pizza. And pasta. I could eat fish every day and be happy. Sausage is always good. I was almost stabbed by a homeless person once because i just had to have a Maxwell St polish at 3am when working downtown. Totally worth getting shanked for. I prefer spicy stuff. I love mexican food, thai, and i'm hooked on good ramen lately. I just can't get enough of cuban food (and that amazing coffee), and one of my all-time favourite restaraunts is a tiny Brazilian corner bar in San Diego. None of that steak on a sword crap. Fish, pork, brahma beer, guarana, and i think they are called pastels? Just amazing. And my ultimate weakness is banana bread and pumpkin bread. And sometimes fried plantains. And green tea ice cream. Oh, and Guinness. Loooooove stout!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That's pretty dramatic, isn't it? How about six things i really truly would hate to be without? That would be art, a fast car, family, friends, my camera, and my dog, in no particular order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym. I'm not very exciting...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes like dance/electronic music. It's my secret shame
You should message me if
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you don't mind talking to a weird, pedantic, chubby guy with a cute dog that he won't shut up about