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32 / F / Straight / Single

Scottsdale, Arizona

Her Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Jessica and I'm a great date!

I love laughing my ass off, eating way too much popcorn at movies, lounging in hammocks (preferably near the ocean), lilacs, hugs, smear, getting lost in new cities & turning it into an adventure. I think flamenco music and anything played with a ukulele is beautiful.
What I’m doing with my life
Fun Facts: I have a partially numb chin from jaw surgery, run a business and run ragnar relays. In college I played tennis & was a fastpitch softball catcher in high school. FYI, not all girl softball players are lesbians :) I traveled on Semester at Sea and want to work in a position on the ship in the future (you get to bring a free travel buddy!). For fun I help with a global human rights organization based in San Francisco and sponsor a 3 yr old boy in Brazil (name: Cicero). Went there to meet him & attend a cousin's wedding in May. While traveling I'm reminded of how much I love it & immediately start to plan for another excursion.

Sometimes traveling to foreign countries is difficult for me though b/c I'm allergic to super spicy food. I think it tastes amazing so consistently try to eat it, then I start to sweat and my mouth feels like it's on fire. Paramedics had to come once (pretty embarrassing story!)

I love my family to bits and I'm sort of obsessed with my dog. He's hilarious & awesome and has been called a stoner on numerous occasions because of his laid back attitude. He hiccups, runs in his sleep, and occasionally tries to poop and pee at the same time. It scares him - so he falls over.
I’m really good at
Cooking, cleaning and doing laundry. Ha! I love fabric softener - that's where that ends. I do enjoy cooking & love having a clean house :) For real, I'm good at things I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you see me from the front...smile. From the back...I'll go with butt. Or possibly my amazing earlobes.

Didn't think of the above sentence as offensive in any way until I received this edit message: "WE LIVE IN A WORLD OF DOUBLE STANDARDS, IF A GUY WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT HIS LOOKS, HE WOULD BE WRITTEN OFF AS "COCKY" OR "SELF CENTERED." I AM JUST NOTING A COMMON THEME I AM SEEING IN THIS PART OF MOST WOMEN'S PROFILES, GOOD LUCK REGARDLESS :)" Got the message ... still think it's what people probably notice!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Arrested Development, How I met your mother (!!!), Breaking Bad, Modern Family, House, Spartacus, Mad Men, Medical Incredible, 30 Rock, New Girl, Mindy Project, The League, anything on the Discovery Channel or Nat Geo. First & last episode each season: American Idol, The Bachelor.

Movies: A Christmas Story (TBS's 24 hr marathon), The Big Lebowski (DUDE), Anchorman, Idiocracy, Xmen, Best in Show, Riding Giants, Mean Girls, Blue Crush, Art of Flight, Shawshank Redemption, Planet Earth (HD obviously), Shadowlands, POOTIE TANG, Princess Bride.

Books: The Alchemist, Chronicles of Narnia, The Happiness Project, Catcher in the Rye, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, National Geographic Photography Books.

Music: Love it, too much to type about.
The six things I could never do without
Food, Air, Water, Shelter (being homeless would suck!), Friends/Family, Laughter/Happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where did I put my keys? Traveling, friends & family, business, delicious food, my puggle Reggie, living life to the fullest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Don't have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the Gangnam Style song, even though I For Sure thought he was saying "open condom style". Ha, nice 😋
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You're awesome!