*UPDATE* After a light singing front and back, I seem to have a regular heartbeat and am no longer a zombie. Yay! Now to lose some of the weight I gained and get back some of the core strength I lost...*
Time for an update, ignoring the stuff above. You're now looking at the profile of someone who managed to get a whoopee cushion into the board room minutes. This can be backed up.
I only recently started on the dating circuit - let's be brutally honest about that - so I'm a bit socially awkward in such circumstances. However, I'm pretty damned awesome anyway. Also, trainable. I'm packing extra weight that I intend to get rid of when the above stuff gets sorted out.
I'm sorting out my work/life balance, which is part of the reason I'm on here. I've been trying out various potential new hobbies here or there and am willing to try other peoples' hobbies for variety. However, if you want someone who can make their own tofu, I'm here.
Oh, and I don't dance except when on the receiving end of bullets.