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Shimmywiggle

45 Brighouse, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 37–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:41am
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Every so often I get 'likes' from one source or another without a recent visitor. If you're browsing invisibly and like what you see, or using quickmatch let me know who you are? I don't want to seem rude for not getting back to you... Also, I should have chosen a more masculine name than Shimmywiggle.*

You're now looking at the profile of someone who managed to get a whoopee cushion into the board room minutes. This can be backed up.

I'd classify myself as a 'multi-disciplinary nerd lite' - I'm as happy wandering around a castle (22 in 2013) or ancient site as I am with my face in a computer. Amongst other things, I'm learning coding at work to become a developer of some sort, if I'm successful, so I'm occasionally indulging in coding Tourettes...

It's worth noting that I'm rather awkward at this whole dating lark, so you'll be in likeminded company there.

Oh, and I don't dance except when on the receiving end of bullets. Knees aren't in great shape, sad to say.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So, things I'm doing. Getting out more, hitting the cinema pretty often, visiting castles for giggles and fridge magnets, and sorting out my work/life balance. I'm at the point where I want to see more of the world and the people there. The main thing I'm doing on here is looking for someone to be with on a long term basis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good at? Overworking, actually. Multiskilling at work. Solving problems. Managing online communities. Written communication. Occasionally acerbic comments.

Also, I tend to be involved in generating odd tales when on holiday. I once was asked for my autograph on the Prague underground...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the beard and male pattern baldness. Also very likely it's my reticence until I figure out what I can say to someone without offending them. I'm somewhat portly, but that's going to disappear in due course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Branching out a bit these days. Used to be more SF/Fantasy than anything else, but books and movies etc are reasonably eclectic for me. If it interests me, I'll read/watch it.

Music - I tend to like specific songs rather than artists or genres. Very mixed on that. I've got to be able to work out what words they're singing, though. Lots of random 80s tracks - currently listening to T'Pau right now.

Food - I've always liked something savoury or spicy. Love a decent curry and every so often I try to learn a new food creation skill, such as halfway decent bread. I'm a weekday vegetarian, so I tend to try and be inventive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen, watch, Internet connection, reliable car, fiscal security, roguish sense of humour.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does wholegrain mustard count as one of your five a day?

Would dating sites cease to exist if people didn't like 'long walks in the countryside'?

Just started to wonder why I've begun to get adverts for other dating websites on here. I was just staring in disbelief at one aimed at lesbians. Tempting, but I failed the physical.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually watching a film or binging on a series on my home movie set up. Sometimes online activity and the like. Looking around for theatrical or comedy events out and about - that sort of thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Within the last five years I've sought out and bought a Wurzels CD.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like sitting in a café or similar whilst we awkwardly try to work out what to say and wonder why we both agreed to this and ponder signalling our strategically placed friends to phone us with an emergency, and maybe wander off to sit in a dark room staring at a cinema screen instead of each other, then my inbox is all yours!

Other than that, i've got two real dealbreakers - smoking is something I can't stand; it's not you, it's the habit. The other is strong religious faith - I can't compete with that, and I couldn't join in (not too serious is fine).

Hopefully I'm just saving time by saying those.