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Shinysauce

28 M Guilford, CT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
So, when I originally filled out this section, I did my best to sound as appealing to the opposite sex as possible. Basically trying to sell myself at an auction house and only hit the good points and try to skim over the not so good, but that hasn't been working out so well so I'm going to try a different approach; brutal honesty. So here goes:

I live a fairly average life. I have my own apartment that's not too big and not too small, a fish named Spartacus, and a handful of close friends. I'm not a very out doorsy kinda guy. I will go for a hike if the mood strikes, but I'm generally happy cruising around on my motorcycle or chillin indoors watching a movie or playing video games. That doesn't mean I don't like to go out. I love going out to bars with friends if I have the night off.

Yes, I'm a big dude. I realize I have a little extra around the middle, it happens. If you don't like it, then you can stop right here and just move on. If that doesn't bother you, than please, continue reading :)

I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me and I accepted way less than I deserve but, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry. I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a graduate of culinary school and currently work for a restaurant, after bouncing around a bunch of other jobs. I finally really like what I do.
I’m really good at
Cooking and baking, listening, telling stories. I'm also a walking, talking IMDB. I love movies and know prolly too much about them. I have terrible memory but can still quote movies I saw 10 years ago. I don't know how my brain works, talk to tech support.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really tall, round 6'4". I'm not a slight man either, but just cause I'm a plus sized gentleman doesn't mean I can't dazzle
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The sword of truth series, A Song of Ice and Fire series, the inheritance cycle, the necroscope series, the great book of amber, the lord of the rings, the hunger games series, and comic books for days

Movies: ... there is not enough room here for me to list all those

Shows: Big bang theory, entourage, house, game of thrones, scrubs, friends, how i met your mother, two and half men, family guy, american dad, robot chicken, archer, being human

Music: not really a huge music fan, I just have a handful of bands I like then it's just individual songs

Food: Hooo boy, I love food. Mostly ethnic food, sushi, spanish, cajun/creole, asain, etc.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Friends and family
2.) technology (phone, computer, etc.)
3.) good food
4.) my movies
5.) my glasses
6.) ...air I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse and what I'll do when it comes... no really

That and 2 T-Rexs having a slap fight. Again, no really. Think about it. I'll wait..... Hilarious right?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sadly, thanks to my chosen profession I work friday nights...and saturday nights and sunday nights. Hey, that's when all you normal job people wanna go out and eat so someones gotta make it for you

On the rare friday that I do have off. If the weather is nice, I'll hop on my bike and just ride for hours. Not so nice, prolly got a pizza and a movie playing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There really isn't that much I keep secret. Give it shot, ask me something
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you managed to read my entire profile and you still find me interesting and wanna talk more.

Also, you don't have a single 'duck-face' picture. Seriously, does anyone think that looks good?