Please, if you do not have a photo and write to me...I will delete it immediately. You must have a photo for me to respond. Are we clear on that? Have something written in your profile too. And no damn threesomes either!
Dear people from other countries: I regret to inform you that it is not going to happen, and no if what you're looking for is a skype conversation that's not happening either!
Heeey I pretty much fucking hate everyone! Good luck!! Trying to find a way out of evil evil society where I can just live in peace with animals and music and some chill friends to get fucked up with.
I have a sarcastic attitude. I have realized over the years that when you grow up you start loving things you used to hate. Naps. Spankings. Rum. And you start lusting after men with white beards...haha.
I love cats and I hate dogs. I don't take shit from anyone. I'm a fighter when I'm mad and a lover when I'm loving. My father was in the Marines and my mother is in the Air force. I will never know how that came about. I'm the youngest of 7. All older sisters. Xavier, Eve, Ezra, Mylee, Dianna, Carver, and Carmen.
I wont tolerate bullshit from any of you, So don't waste my time. I'm here to seriously find someone (since it seems to be hard finding someone otherwise), not for you to ask me how big my tits are. Thank You.
Let me straighten your ignorant ass out. Just because I am a lesbian or a woman or African American doesn't mean that I am not a person with feelings. The people who I really like meeting are ignorant mutha trucks like yourself who I can school their ignorant asses. I guess there will always be dumb asses in the world like yourself, that's why we have so much hate in the world it's because of stupid SOB's like yourself.
Ok, can't say I didn't warn you..yes I've lived a hard life. .and made more than my share of dumb mistakes. I am a drug addict and when I am using I am a totally worthless bitch who truly cares about nothing but my next high..I've hurt, lied, and lost more than anyone person should ever have to..and I wouldn't wish my nightmares on my worst enemies..The great thing now is that I am clean .,.without that I have nothing to offer anyone in my life..I am a real passionate soul and see beauty in the shadows..and there's always shadows..
I don't have rabies now but I did need the series of shots! So don't piss me off or I will bite you!
I can't wait to get out of this shit hole town. I like to go out and have fun and do whatever. I'm into guys, I'm into girls so yeah... I love to meet new people which is why I'm on this site. No creepers please thanks! and no surgically transformed freaks!
Sometimes I think I want "The One" who makes me feel fire and passion and lasting blah blah blah, romantic crap goes here... and sometimes I think that's a bunch of crap and I just want someone who's hot, fun and smart enough to shut up and just fuck me.
Call me shallow, but I think I think I'm going to vomit. This site is horrid, with pathetic worms who think they are men. Doesn't any man on here own a private jet or even just a tuxedo?
If you don't own a yacht, a palace in Sicily, and at least six tuxedos, forget it!
Have you no manners? How dare you approach me about sex in our first 300 or 400 messages!!!!! What is wrong with you people? Don't you know how to treat a lady?
So, if your first chat question to me is anything like, "want to see my cock?" or "how big are your nipples?," I will not respond, so please don't waste your time. I'm not prude, it's just that I don't like to start communication that way.
Take heed, please!!! If you're just looking for sex or sexual conversation, I recommend AFF.
If you're one of the guys that's concerned about my motives, you can go fuck yourself. I'm not going to get naked for you. I will consider your company if you show some personality. Good looks always helps too. A little hint, I'm more likely to fall in lust with a friend rather than some creep I just met. If you live near me there's a better chance I will plan some activities with you.
Fuck off, shitprick. That's why I said don't write me because I get a million guys everyday going, "Hey, I can give it to you good!" or "You just need a stiff cock to cure you" or wanting to have some philosophical debate on the merits of the sexes. I don't care. You bore me. Leave me alone. If I rant against men, maybe it's because most of you on here are fucking morons who can't take 'no' for an answer.
I would like to describe myself as an affectionate, big-hearted, shy, compassionate, creative, lonely and honest person....but of course I am none of these things...
LOL just kidding!
Oh, if you read Twilight books I am going to vomit on you!
I am a pastry-chef/hair-stylist/athletic trainer/singer/dancer/painter/poetess/archer/huntress/sharp-shooter/swimmer/runner looking to find the right man or girl, someone who loves life, enjoys bookstores, good food, travelling, and sarcasm, one who likes diverse music, owns a library card and a passport. I have travelled a lot and lived all over. I attended culinary school in Chicago and love big cities. I am looking for someone who can cook, can laugh out loud, reserve books online, and wants to live life to the fullest. I love going to live shows and enjoy underground hip-hop as well as Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Johnny Cash, and old-school punk to name a few.
If it were my choice, I would choose never to be home alone...I hate it and tend to think of worst-case scenarios. Like getting robbed and me having to jump out of the upstairs window....I know, weird, right?
I still have my stuffed animals. I lose everything and find it all weeks or years later. I walk into things. In broad daylight. Sober. I frequently have issues with doing things in moderation. I sometimes wish I was 14 or 16 again, so I could do it right. I'm not going to take full advantage of the term "open-ended essay" because doing so would mean typing until I die.
Interested in finding someone who is also interesting and willing to talk about it and share freely. Do you like the arts? What is the most interesting part of your day?
I am fascinated by adventure, like small towns, locally owned shops, out of the way places, the unknown or surprising find, and love to explore those aspects of life.
Have a restless mind and enjoy the challenge of learning about the world, near and distant. Insatiable desire for knowledge, learning and travel. Honesty is hugely important; yet can be surprisingly understanding of almost any failing as long as my partner is direct and up front. One's word is his his/her honor. Without honor you can't have trust. Be who you say you are, and do what you say you are going to do. Why is this so difficult for people?
Generally attracted to men whose characteristics include: intelligence, well groomed (Fabio is a NO), smoke free ABSOLUTELY (cigars excepted), energetic, versatile, non-SSRI prescribed, STD and drug free. I lack patience with those who are invested in the the Peter Pan Syndrome. I'm interested in spending quality time with a man who has experienced life, learned from those experiences and has been able to carry that knowledge forward. A man who is comfortable with who he is and the person he has become due to those experiences. Also, if you are "separated", you still have business to take care of, and until that is done it's not time.
People I find both attractive and interesting: Andy Garcia, Brian Denahey, Denzel Washington, Armand Asanti, M. Knight Shaymalan, Blair Underwood, Harry Conick Jr, Andy Garcia, Richard Dreyfus,Sanjay Gupta, Julio Eglacias, Deepak Chopra, Simon Baker,(although young)Oscar de la Hoya... (yes, there is an international mix and Andy was mentioned twice purposefully).
I am comely, curvy, and celestial.
Please don't bother me unless you are in the Columbus area. I don't want a pen pal. I don't want to cyber with you, I don't want to talk to you about something that will never happen because of distance....just no. I'm real quick with the blocking feature. Now if you are in the Columbus (and that means nearby ish....not like an hour and a half away) feel free to try. And if you haven't filled out your profile don't expect a response. I can't just look at a pic of someone and be like "oh let's talk to them!" AND IF YOU'RE A SINGLE GUY....I'm not interested. Period. I REPEAT!!! IF YOU ARE A SINGLE GUY I AM NOT INTERESTED!!!! AND YES MESSAGING ME IN THOUGHTS OF JUST TRYING WILL GET YOU A NASTY MESSAGE AND BLOCKED. I'M EXTREMELY TIRED OF GETTING MESSAGES FROM MEN WHO THINK THAT MY DECISION WILL BE DIFFERENT FOR THEM. IT WON'T. AT ALL. PERIOD. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.