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ShirtWolfie

28 F Lapeer, MI

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(This is being edit slowly and updated. I've admittedly had this profile for forever and occasionally come on here and wipe off the dust. Dust happens. I work a lot, I'm very dedicated to my job so this will be slow going.)

I'm very much a spontaneous person, I moved across the country randomly just because I felt like it. I often crave change, but I'm also a creature of habit that loves to keep things the same. Yeah, I'm weird like that.

I really do hate describing myself, which is why I let this thing grow mold before I update. That, and I get distracted and wander away quite frequently.

I love dragons, absolutely and completely... kittens too.

Adding a warning to this, I literally wander away for a few months at a time. If that bothers you, I'm sorry. I just have a truly terrible attention span, and forget that this thing actually exists. I do have moments where I'll stay on here for months at a time as well. So... if you happen to catch me in a wander moment, I am very sorry, I am more than likely not ignoring you.

If, however, you feel like sending a message that merely says "hi," "hey sexy," or "go on a date with me" I will not respond, it will get deleted. If you want a response, go into detail, give me something to reply to other than just a "hi" back.

I am always, always looking for friends to hang out with, I have recently picked up tennis and I love it! I'm trying at the moment to lose weight and get into shape. I will warn you though, for those that looks matter, I will always be a curvy woman even at my ideal weight. I have wide hips and large bones, I will always have the heavier look. I will not make myself look like death for a potential partner. Sorry, I don't belong in Hollywood.

Recently I bought a trailer from my aunt, and I am damn proud of it. It might not be a house-house, but hot damn I hit my goal of being a homeowner before hitting thirty. So, I will not be relocating for a long while. Sadly, that means I can't pick up and just move, which is a big thing for me.

I make terrible jokes and puns at all times, I like to hear people laugh. I would be the first person to die in a horror movie based on the law of the jokester.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pulling my head out of my ass. My father passed away two and a half years ago and I have just now started getting my head on properly. A few years before that I moved out of WA to get away from a very emotionally abusive relationship. For those that don't think emotional abuse can exist, here's the thing: it does. I had not been able to really write since, and my brain is a clog of creative ideas that I am just now starting to get out.

Writting is my absolute joy, and I joke about being raised in a library. My mother is a librarian and worked a lot when I was a child, which led to me being there a lot. Much of my childhood was spent with my nose in a book and I will sometimes forget how the real world actually works. So when I get in the zone of writing, I am there one hundred percent.

I occasionally entertain the idea of someday being a stay at home mother, but I don't know if it's what I actually want. At the moment I am working in assited living and I love every moment of it. I'm the team lead for midnights and the bath aide twice a week on top of that. This means I work 48 hours and also spend eight hours a month in meetings as well. I work hard because I love my job and my residents, I am not a workaholic. Far too lazy for that. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, it is hands down the one simple joy in my life. No one can tell you what is or is not possible when you forge your own world except for you. Words hold a beauty that can be as simple or intricate as the writer wishes them to be.

Baking and cooking, throw me in a kitchen and I'm happy. I don't always need a receipe, but without one usually you get pasta out of me.

I can crack a good joke, and love making people smile. Although at the same time I'm good at losing my temper as well. I am emotionally mercurial, but if one ignores the bad spat, it tends to pass pretty quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the tattoos. If they happen to be covered (not often) then I have no idea, probably that I am Captain Obvious. If I am in a hyper mode, which happens a lot, then they notice my unending amount of energy that flows from no where.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) I love books, I practically grew up in a library, so if it has a cover, you'll find my nose in it. I love the Fantasy Sci-fi genre, but I can read anything. My hands down favorite author has to be Mercedes Lackey, I love the way she makes her words work. I almost died of happy when I went to a panel of hers at Dragon Con and it turned out to be a tiny little room so I was not very far from her! Sadly, never pinned down when she was doing autographs, but I'll get that someday!

b) I'm in love with Flight of the Concords and The Guild, although I have fallen behind with both. I completely love Fringe even though it trashed my heart several times, I actually find myself very fond of JJ Abrams movies and shows even if he is king of the lens flares. I completely and totally love Doctor Who. Since working midnights, I've rediscovered my love of the science channel and crime shows. I completely adore campy b rated horror movies. Often I'll force my coworker to turn the Chiller channel on late night so I can catch them. This means of course that I love zombie movies. Except I Am Legend, I cannot finish that movie to save my life.

c) I love all music, but talk about NIN, Pantera, Ozzy, or Tori, and I'm sold.

d) I'll try anything, but my fav. has to be pasta, or pho. I love a good bowl of that goodness and wish there was a pho place nearby where I live.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Friends - They are the buffer to the soul, and without them, I would be incomplete.
-Computers - As much as Technology hates me and tends to break when I'm within three feet... I love it. I love tearing things apart and finding out what's wrong (I'm usually the one fixing the printer!).
-Music - I love any form of music, be it singing to myself or listening to it.
-Trees - I think I would die if I wasn't surrounded by green trees at any given time!
- The ability to write - If I couldn't write, I would be a mass of goo on the floor.
- Bogey - As lame and sad as it sounds, I honestly would be crushed without my cat, she's my sweet little lady and I love her dearly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This in all honesty has got to be the worst section to update. I spend a lot of time thinking of several different things. The most frequent is usually some sort of worry over monetary issues. I am so bad with money it's not even funny. You give me a twenty and I'll go spent fifteen of it on someone else and then get stressed when there's only five to put in my gas tank.

Other than that I dwell a lot on what will be written next. I've beent thinking of turning my hand to script format. A lot of the creative ideas I have are often visuals in my mind, so perhaps the recent hang up isn't a block but trying to force myself to write in what I view is a conventional manner.

Of course, also since getting my trailer I spend a lot of time thinking about what I'm going to redo next in it. My aunt left a bit of a mess... And also wondering when she'll fix the roof as she promised...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not at work, than I'm either hanging with my sister, online, or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not an overly sexual person, my sex drive is pretty low. Considering how many good conversations I've had that has ended when I've admitted that, I am going to just admit that outright. If you still think I sound awesome and just want to be friends that sounds fine by me! I love making new friends. :)

I have been thinking seriously about poly relationship, mostly because of the aforementioned reason. The more I think about it, the more the thought of having a supportive loving balance with possibly two partners sounds right. Admittedly, my mind could be swayed either way, I am a very changable creature.

Being that I proclaim myself a writer, when I stumble onto another writer's profile (and I mean the ones you can tell share the love of words, where the mastery of the written laguage just shows), I mentally do jazz hands. I love words.

And I'll end this with the worst admission of all; I am a terrible speller. It's actually why I got to know so many words, when I was younger I wouldn't use a word if I couldn't spell it and would go out of my way to find a different word to replace it.
You should message me if
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You have an open mind and you found anything I had to say interesting. If you like friendly bickering and don't mind sarcasm.

I'm not just looking for someone to date, I'm also looking for friends as well! If you just want to hang out, catch a hockey game or even play tennis, definitely shoot me a message! I always love trying new things, as long as it doesn't require grace or balance (I cannot skate, and never ask me to go skiing, it would not end well.).