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50 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 35-50
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Last online
Today – 1:12am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Relatively run-of-the-mill, successfully self-employed, and reasonably sane right-brained pragmatist. I enjoy a variety of different kinds of cheeses and abhor Reality TV. Except the Partridge Family and that channel where the federal politicians earn six-figure incomes by behaving like badly behaved high school debate club geeks.

In high school, I enjoyed being the president of our debate club and avoided at all costs donning those dreadful 80's Adidas gym shorts. Long story.

I like the words penchant, peruse, serendipitous, Schenectady, biscuit, prolific, and titillating - to name just a few.

I dislike humour immensely.

I think life should be taken as seriously as possible. We only have the one. There's nothing funny about that.

I have never taken a picture of myself standing in front of my car without a shirt on.

I always try to make sure my car is wearing a shirt when being photographed, yes.

I think that just about covers it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending an inordinate amount of time, it seems, filling in little white boxes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-deprecating humour and foosball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm standing in their way or I nabbed their parking spot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, water, shelter, love, and M&Ms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The proper spelling of the words revelry, abstinence, malfeasance, derivative, colossal, and Schenectady.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relieved I didn't mistake Friday morning for Saturday morning, like I did last week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I appreciate the architectural beauty of curbs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You owe me money or enjoy spending time with a pretty down-to-earth guy who thinks humour, consideration, proper spooning technique are all that really matter in life.

I mean in addition to M&Ms.