Relatively run-of-the-mill, successfully self-employed, and
reasonably sane right-brained pragmatist. I enjoy a variety of
different kinds of cheeses and abhor Reality TV. Except the
Partridge Family and that channel where the federal politicians
earn six-figure incomes by behaving like badly behaved high school
debate club geeks.
In high school, I enjoyed being the president of our debate club
and avoided at all costs donning those dreadful 80's Adidas gym
shorts. Long story.
I like the words penchant, peruse, serendipitous, Schenectady,
biscuit, prolific, and titillating - to name just a few.
I dislike humour immensely.
I think life should be taken as seriously as possible. We only have
the one. There's nothing funny about that.
I have never taken a picture of myself standing in front of my car
without a shirt on.
I always try to make sure my car is wearing a shirt when being
I think that just about covers it.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending an inordinate amount of time, it seems, filling in little
I’m really good at
Self-deprecating humour and foosball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm standing in their way or I nabbed their parking spot.
The six things I could never do without
Air, food, water, shelter, love, and M&Ms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The proper spelling of the words revelry, abstinence, malfeasance,
derivative, colossal, and Schenectady.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relieved I didn't mistake Friday morning for Saturday morning, like
I did last week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I appreciate the architectural beauty of curbs.
You should message me if
You owe me money or enjoy spending time with a pretty down-to-earth
guy who thinks humour, consideration, proper spooning technique are
all that really matter in life.
I mean in addition to M&Ms.