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ShizzleBitch
24 / F / straight / Single
Las Vegas, Nevada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Undeclared
- Height
- 5' 5" (1.65m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- $50,000–$60,000
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Danish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am reserved, forceful, and memorable.
My Self-Summary
I've changed a lot, and I love it. So, really, a summary? I run.
That sole activity is my oxygen and all that matters in the world.
Aside from that exhausting obsession, I live, love, and look for
adventure. Interpret that in any way you want. I'm just a young
girl on one of those annoying philisophical quests to find
themselves.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out what to do with it :D
I’m really good at
hehehe . . . ew . . . yeah. Not much other than that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a horny little bastard. I should probably tone it down.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books? The only books I have time to read are textbooks and, let me
tell ya, they totally SUCK. Actually, my favourite book was The
Republic by Plato. Good stuff. Movies - Cannibal the Musical(Trey
Parker was so sexy in it!). That's a fucking awesome movie! And,
umm . . . let's see. Porn! Porn can be fun, but only, and I mean
ONLY, if they show the penis. I have no interest in womanpackage, I
want the manpackage! Ok, music. Two words - Classic Rock. Foods . .
. well, I'm a bottomless pit due to how much I run, so I'm not
picky.
The six things I could never do without
Hmm . . . running shoes, a hill to workout on, someone to make fun
of, warm socks with crazy designs on them, philosophy, and
deoderant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well, I have horribly large thinking capacity and a terrible case
of insomia. With the combination of the two, I spend hours laying
in bed arguing vividly with the voices in my head. Lately, it's
about how much I hate hippies. God, protester fucker hippies suck!
If you're a hippie, and you're readin this, get the hell away NOW!
I don't want to talk to you! But, yeah, I think of many things.
Right now it is penis!
On a typical Friday night I am
Hehehehehe . . . bowling. Yeah, bowling, sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a vagina! And I'm not afraid to use it, bizatch!
You should message me if
Neh? Your horny? You're bored? Have pie!!! Have the secret to
understanding the vast and inextricable mysteries of life...
