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ShizzleBitch

24 / F / straight / Single

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Danish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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I am reserved, forceful, and memorable.

My Self-Summary

I've changed a lot, and I love it. So, really, a summary? I run. That sole activity is my oxygen and all that matters in the world. Aside from that exhausting obsession, I live, love, and look for adventure. Interpret that in any way you want. I'm just a young girl on one of those annoying philisophical quests to find themselves.

What I’m doing with my life

Trying to figure out what to do with it :D

I’m really good at

hehehe . . . ew . . . yeah. Not much other than that.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm a horny little bastard. I should probably tone it down.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books? The only books I have time to read are textbooks and, let me tell ya, they totally SUCK. Actually, my favourite book was The Republic by Plato. Good stuff. Movies - Cannibal the Musical(Trey Parker was so sexy in it!). That's a fucking awesome movie! And, umm . . . let's see. Porn! Porn can be fun, but only, and I mean ONLY, if they show the penis. I have no interest in womanpackage, I want the manpackage! Ok, music. Two words - Classic Rock. Foods . . . well, I'm a bottomless pit due to how much I run, so I'm not picky.

The six things I could never do without

Hmm . . . running shoes, a hill to workout on, someone to make fun of, warm socks with crazy designs on them, philosophy, and deoderant.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Well, I have horribly large thinking capacity and a terrible case of insomia. With the combination of the two, I spend hours laying in bed arguing vividly with the voices in my head. Lately, it's about how much I hate hippies. God, protester fucker hippies suck! If you're a hippie, and you're readin this, get the hell away NOW! I don't want to talk to you! But, yeah, I think of many things. Right now it is penis!

On a typical Friday night I am

Hehehehehe . . . bowling. Yeah, bowling, sure.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a vagina! And I'm not afraid to use it, bizatch!

You should message me if

Neh? Your horny? You're bored? Have pie!!! Have the secret to understanding the vast and inextricable mysteries of life...