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ShizzleBitch

22 / f / straight / single

Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

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reserved, forceful, and memorable

My self-summary Propose an edit

I've changed a lot, and I love it. So, really, a summary? I run. That sole activity is my oxygen and all that matters in the world. Aside from that exhausting obsession, I live, love, and look for adventure. Interpret that in any way you want. I'm just a young girl on one of those annoying philisophical quests to find themselves.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Trying to figure out what to do with it :D

I'm really good at Propose an edit

hehehe . . . ew . . . yeah. Not much other than that.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm a horny little bastard. I should probably tone it down.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books? The only books I have time to read are textbooks and, let me tell ya, they totally SUCK. Actually, my favourite book was The Republic by Plato. Good stuff. Movies - Cannibal the Musical(Trey Parker was so sexy in it!). That's a fucking awesome movie! And, umm . . . let's see. Porn! Porn can be fun, but only, and I mean ONLY, if they show the penis. I have no interest in womanpackage, I want the manpackage! Ok, music. Two words - Classic Rock. Foods . . . well, I'm a bottomless pit due to how much I run, so I'm not picky.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Hmm . . . running shoes, a hill to workout on, someone to make fun of, warm socks with crazy designs on them, philosophy, and deoderant.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Well, I have horribly large thinking capacity and a terrible case of insomia. With the combination of the two, I spend hours laying in bed arguing vividly with the voices in my head. Lately, it's about how much I hate hippies. God, protester fucker hippies suck! If you're a hippie, and you're readin this, get the hell away NOW! I don't want to talk to you! But, yeah, I think of many things. Right now it is penis!

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Hehehehehe . . . bowling. Yeah, bowling, sure.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have a vagina! And I'm not afraid to use it, bizatch!

You should message me if Propose an edit

Neh? Your horny? You're bored? Have pie!!! Have the secret to understanding the vast and inextricable mysteries of life...

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ShizzleBitch: 438 questions

Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn't matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000-$60,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Danish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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