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Shlotskie

23 / F / straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am quirky, morbid, and cynical.

My Self-Summary

I like cats more than people. I like music and art more than people. I'm totally a misanthrope.

All my good friends moved out of the state or are "over the city". I'm on here to make friends who'll go out to dive bars with me, have tv show watching marathons, and laugh at ridiculous crap. I tend to like British humour more than American (so Monty Python, Mighty Boosh, IT Crowd, Mitchell and Webb, Spaced, Catherine Tate).

I was born and raised in Los Angeles.

What I’m doing with my life

I just got a BA with a really high GPA. I'm in the entertainment industry (like everyone else). I'm aspiring to greatness but looking at years of low pay for a tiny chance at realization.

I have a script that I'm working on.

I’m really good at

talking about cats

coordinating colors

intermediate origami

ignoring people

vectoring

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm tall

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh, Glue by Irvine Welsh, Killing Rage by Eamon Collins, Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy, random Franz Kafka, Jezebel.com

I'm into indie, rock, singer-songwriter, electronic and alternative, including:
Elliott Smith, Architecture in Helsinki, Death Cab for Cutie, My Bloody Valentine, David Bowie, Patrick Wolf, M83, Coconut Records, Belle and Sebastian, The Velvet Underground, Coldplay, Joanna Newsom, Iron & Wine, The Juliana Theory, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Gothic Archies, Air, The Faint, Chet Baker, A Silver Mt. Zion, Nick Drake

Check out my music taste: http://www.last.fm/user/toringtonIII

Blade Runner, Chinatown, The Darjeeling Limited, Evil Dead (1, 2, and Army of Darkness), Gattaca, The Grifters, De Gronne slagtere, Matchstick Men, The Night of the Hunter, North by Northwest, The Royal Tanenbaums, The Thin Red Line, The Third Man, Velvet Goldmine, The Virgin Suicides

I'm a pescatarian but I rarely eat fish. I'm one of those people who happily eats kale, tofu, and yams.

The six things I could never do without

dark comedies
zombies
fake blood
tragedies
PG tips
kittens

I spend a lot of time thinking about

a dancing cannibalistic banana

On a typical Friday night I am

out drinkin' and maybe dancing. definitely laughing.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I spent my time delicately peeling and replacing stickers instead of figuring out how to "properly" solve a rubik's cube.

You should message me if

You bothered to read my profile and won't be upset if I don't reply.