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  • Ages 28-41
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Last online
Yesterday – 11:27pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Among people who know me best, I might be the 'off-beat' fella in the group. I was once accused of being 'The Kramer.' I'm always reading a book about something having to do with painting "the big picture," -- whether in philosophy, history, etc. I'm always collecting music that is either avant-garde/way far out, of significant historical value, or just flippin' sweet.

I've only been to one other country in my life -- India, but it was an experience that made me want to see much more of this world.

This is Boston so I need to say up front -- I don't care about sports at all. I mean at all. I'm totally sports ignorant. Actually, let's fill fenway park with something fun. Water and diving boards? A disco? Gigantic ball pit? A cement bowl and rollerblade rentals? A miniature underwater city?

I will die with a nice full head of hair.

I'd like to meet someone who is fun. You can be totally off the wall as long as you have some ideas and values to live by and ground you.

(Finally, apparently a lot of men on here lie about their height. So FYI, when I put 5'7" that means I'm 5'7". I'm not 5'5" and lying to you about a couple inches. It's kinda sad that I need to write this.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Changing it.
Working for a real estate office in Boston.
devouring books
practicing the guitar and learning about diatonic harmony
In my spare time, I'm achieving total heaviosity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a joke for everything. Dealing with people, communicating, and citing unimportant acts about the history of jazz or the middle east. Don't worry. I don't do it on dates. Only when I meet another nerd like me.

I can also make 3 sounds at once with my mouth to form a circus type of song. Don't ask me to do it on command. It will be anti-climactic.

Also, I like to make the occasional meme. I aspire to become better at planking, owling, batmanning, sleevefacing, and roller coaster chess.

I'm also pretty good at playing devil's advocate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have what the French call a certain "I-don't-know-what."

Second thing? Maybe my eyes. Maybe that I'm not as serious as they think I am from my face. Or maybe that they thought I was much younger than I actually am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read about events and ideas by people like:
Thomas Sowell
Friedrich Hayek
Bernard Lewis
Sam Harris
Christopher Hitchens
I like to read stories by people like:
Mark Twain
George R.R. Martin
Robert Heinlein

Movies: Godfather, Taxi Driver, a ton of Woody Allen movies, Quentin Tarantino, Coen Brothers, Terry Gilliam. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Jerk, Three Amigos!, Defending Your Life
TV: I think Six Feet Under is one of the greatest things ever. Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers, VICE News, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Orphan Black. My ocassional whacked out immature indulgence is Wonder Showzen.

Music: lots of jazz, blues, avant garde noise, klezmer, some weird shit from Japan, etc.
Ok, I'll name a few names. John Zorn, Frank Zappa, Anthony Braxton, Ennio Morricone, Ornette Coleman, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Velvet Underground, Fela Kuti, Aphex Twin, The Bad Plus, Pat Metheny, Serge Gainsbourg, Black Sabbath, Ry Cooder, Talking Heads, Boredoms, Dead Milkmen, Ramones, Golem, Elmore James, Sonny Boy Williamson, Robert Johnson, Skip James, Mississippi John Hurt, Son House, Henry Cow, Laurie Anderson, Fred Frith, Negativland, Michael Hedges, Eric Dolphy, Marc Ribot, Neu!, Can, Kraftwerk, Ratatat, Squarepusher, Shpongle, Captain Beefheart, Ween, Jimi Hendrix, Funkadelic, Butthole Surfers (their 80s stuff), the Dead Milkmen, Cibo Matto, Devo, Moldy Peaches, the Modern Lovers, Pixies, Sonic Youth, X-Ray Spex, Mr. Bungle, Juan Garcia Esquivel, etc. My itunes would play for 6 months before repeating a song.

Locally, I like Club d'Elf and Nephrok Allstars.

(I also have a half terabyte of Grateful Dead and Phish shows. Preferrably recordings that are SBD -> Master Reel -> DAT if you know what I'm talkin' about. Don't judge.)

Food: my tastes are eastern hemisphere. very spicy. plus italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
rube goldberg machine
leopard print snuggie
glitter pasties
a hole in the head
more cowbell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the meaning of life, how to be a good person, why are things the way they are.

How having a specific identity is a blessing and a burden.

What new music to seek out

The relase date for "The Winds of Winter."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends, at a shabbos dinner somewhere, sittin around, reading a book, watching a movie, popping and locking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had my horns cut off when I was a baby.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're more interested in chemistry than resumes.

You agree we should be slow to judge each other on first meeting.

You can handle me teasing you.

You can handle a guy with some quirks/idiosyncrasies

You wanna be Ygritte, while I be Jon Snow.

You wanna teach me how to salsa.

You possess character and accountability.

You have a suggestion for my profile.

You prefer this kind of art to the original

Finally, my turn-offs include: lots of make-up, heavy eyebrow modification, and asking me to follow your instagram account full of selfies