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Shmuelie

24 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 23 years old, and I've been in the Army since I was 18. I've been deployed twice, once to Iraq and once to Afghanistan. I love my job as a Medic, and I plan on staying as one for a few more years until I head off to school for chemical engineering.

I trust easily; I open myself up to anyone and everyone, and really do not see the point in keeping secrets. I can be a bit brutal and/or off-putting with this, because neither a sense of shame or embarrassment belong to me. If I think something's messed up, I will find a way to let you know.

I love laughing, and making other people laugh; my favorite form of humor is sarcasm, but I make fun of myself just as much as other people. I tell really groan-inducing jokes when I can't stop myself. I spend a lot of time reading, and writing when the mood hits me. I try to focus on enjoying the little things, and I can have fun on a weekend without spending a disproportionate amount of money. Hiking, fishing, swimming, going to the gym, spending some time at a firing range, cooking, watching movies, and the obligatory playing of video games are some of my favorite activities.

I'm a goofy bastard, I really am. I will make a joke out of anything (Yes, I KNOW I have a grumpy looking photo. Sorry.) and as stated earlier; I love laughing and will do anything to achieve it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Er... Mainly just existing and working, right now. I spend a lot of my time in the gym, too. A few years from now I'm heading back to school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at practicing medicine and caring for people, writing, video games, shooting, and bloody well throwing heavy things around!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of two things; Either that my left ear is pointy (yes, like an elf), or that I have a really oddly placed scar above my right eye. That's from being stabbed with a sword.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, most anything by L.E. Modesitt Jr., George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series, Tad Williams, and the Gunslinger series by Steven King.

The Book of Eli is my favorite movie, but I tend to love any post-apoc film. I also enjoy the shit out of war movies, but only the ones that have some semblance of reality in them. The Hurt Locker can go suck it, Iraq isn't like that.

My two favorite TV shows are One Piece and Doctor Who (Matt Smith, thank you), followed by A Game of Thrones, since it's just such an accurate version.

I enjoy most any music, especially rap, classic rock, and any sort of "classical rock," such as Apocalyptica.

Hrm, foods... I like the food that is A: Kosher, and B: delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A book to read, people to help, my hands, my sense of humor, and my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, where America is headed, what could be done to fix it, war, medicine, and video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying my free day. Most of the week I control my diet very rigidly, go to the gym, and try to be a healthy git. Friday is my day to cut loose, so I'll do everything and anything. Hurray!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I started balding at 17, get over it. God made some men with perfect heads, and the rest he gave hair to.
You should message me if
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You decide that damn well want to, for one. An even bigger reason would be if you wanted to go to the gym with me!