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Shnitzle_1

27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People call me Shnitzle, I don't really know why.

Born in New York, grew up in Los Angeles, moved back to New York, and will most likely spend the rest of my life traveling back and forth. I went to school in San Diego at SDSU, that is the fun one. I am seldom serious.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and sunset cruises while listening to Captain and Teneal, or yacht rock in general.

For one night, just one night, I'd like to party till the sun comes up with James Spader.

I really love the Lakers and Kobe Is a god amongst men.

I'm looking for my ride or die chick.

The key to my heart is a good pun or a Cheese Danish.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in Development for a Jewish civil rights non-profit organization. I actually really like my job, I don't just say that to make my days easier to stomach.

I spend a lot of time just staring at people directly in the eyes on the subway for no apparent reason and trying to get into lengthy conversation with cabbys, especially if they are on their phones.

I enjoy tiki beverages.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Life and making up songs in my head to accompany everyday events.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ghetto booty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Big Lebowski, Wes Anderson, anything Woody Allen and Hitchcock. Cheesy 80's everything also has a magical place in my heart.

Books: Too many, but I really enjoy Kerouac, all things Hunter S. Thompson, Hemingway, Michael Chabon, Malcolm Gladwell, and so far Woody Allen is batting 1000 with his New Yorker articles.

Music: TURN UP. Early 2000's Punk Rock and Yacht Rock.

Food: American, Moroccan (preferably my moms), Israeli.

Shows: Portlandia, Magnum PI, MONK!, the Mad Men, Ray Donovan, Two Detectives, CNN and Cspan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Water
2. Food
3. Toilets
4. Shelter
5. Clothes
6. Magnum PI
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Magnum PI, Alan Alda, why Mike D'antoni is a person, coffee, why coffee cake doesn't taste like coffee? Danishes, Danish people, Great Danes, dogs in general, why I don't own a shiba? changing the world, winning the lottery, winning in general, why I suck at video games? where I left my glasses? Woody Allen, Bob Dylan, my dad, where my dad left his glasses? Whether or not Jerry Springer is related to my dad, if steak is so bad for you why does it taste like heaven? America, pigeons, why pigeons hate me? Why we have nails, various politics and where I can get a piece of AggroCragg. (Btw Mike O'Maley is on a sitcom now). Also what is Mo up to these days?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a beverage or three at a bar in honor of the shabbos or in bed/couch, with my sweatys watching something dumb or magnum.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an ordained Dudist minister in the Church of Latter Day Dude. (It's a real thing, yuhgoogle it).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to party, you like to eat good food and laugh. You are chosen and chill. Not too needy.

Don't message me if you are easily embarrassed, have no sense of humor or hate the Lakers.