a bunch of things......rants of mine.
Signs of immaturity in women.
-They have this desire to be with a rich guy because they think it
will make them happy. They think he will always be rich and being
in love with him will just work itself out.
-They think things like football drink choices and loving their dog
has some kind of thing to do with finding a mate.
-They justify all these petty things with nonsense even though they
know all these basic interests are pointless.?
-Women use the word "creeper" because this gives them a chance to
make them appear better than they really are. Its a protective
mechanism for the dumb. Of course I looked at your profile more
than once without emailing you. I judge people based on your morals
not on your pictures. I have to read your whole damn thing before I
email you because I don't want to waste your and my time. I am a
man its my job to creep you stupid bimbo. lol
Why women like tall guys. They die young. When is the last time you
saw a really tall old guy. Evidently women like men with short
lifespans. I guess they don't have to put up with them as
Whats with all the ladies painting their faces and wearing Lady
Gaga tattoos? It looks pathetic. That face paint job looks
childish. And why are you telling me you are real? Are you
concerned you come across as fake? Maybe you are.
Every time a moron dies 10 are born to replace its stupid ass. How
can we win the fight against morons? Moron awareness? Awareness
campaigns are worthless. I think we are aware that breast cancer
exists. I very much doubt that most of that money actually goes to
productive research http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/?page_id=13
look it doesn't lol.I think the pink ribbons are deceiving. Even
men die of breast cancer. You sexist pigs.
Whats with all the fake mustaches. Women demasculinize(madeup word)
men and turn them into metro sexuals and then everyone puts on a
fake mustache. Wtf.
Is being a bisexual woman like a new fad? Really? How many women
are actually bisexual? wouldn't that make you an experimenting
lesbian? If I was bisexual I would just be gay. Its like being
black and half white. You still black because you can't even see
the white. No one cares if you are normal. Only the black ones
stand out. Haha that was my speech on eugenics.
There are too many people on this damn thing. How am I supposed to
I hate dogs with a passion. I don't understand the small dog craze.
Pomeranians are shit factories. When they bark in that horrible
shrill they seem to follow up with a crap and a drop of piss. I
like how the first thing that comes out of a dog owners mouth is
"he won't bite hes harmless". Your dog has teeth and a jaw and he
can bite. Dog owners need to keep their dogs on a leash and away
from others. This country is being overcome by dogs. If I had my
way I would be putting dogs to sleep 24/7 lol. Yes I said it. I
totally wont get any dates now.
How do women find Mick Jagger attractive? He is an old ugly mother
fucker. He looks like a tree and the tales from the crypt story
teller had a baby.
How could I have so many horrible relatives?
We live in excess ..we will die in excess. We have overspent and
now we are paying for it.
You don't know what you had until you look back and then flush it
down the toilet.
Life catches up with you and then death finishes you off. Finish
Why people pay for skin cancer and lay out on the beach to grow it.
It seems so stupid to burn your skin just to look "exotic". I guess
the exotic look is to die for
I think we should outlaw guns all over the world and require war
and other potentially violent disputes to be solved with battles of
nerf steel and nerf arrow blasters. The side that has the most
points based on exhaustion time plus affliction points wins..
Points will be given to both teams to offset exhaustion points.
Five points per hit will be awarded to the afflicting team of nerf
steel and arrows. Sounds retarded doesn't it? That was a rhetorical
The saying "guns kill people" is not true. I have never seen a gun
pick up another gun and shoot someone..
How can people enjoy life when life seems to be so horrible. The
world consumes us with selfishness and stupidity. My morality is
looked at by many women as something to be ashamed of but its
actually the opposite because this world is backwards and people
are like sheep to a mass sacrifice. They are weak with no moral
goal. They are crushed by their own selfish stupidity.
People borrow money for useless objects just to subject themselves
to a useless and wasted life. Their life blood is drained by credit
ratings and materalistic gain. Are you one of these people? If so
don't email me. You are a child that never grew up. Your toys just
got bigger and your heart grew empty.
Love is patient love is kind...but most love is just stupid.
A girl will not kiss a bug but she will let a dog lick her in the
face just after it thoroughly licked its own ass.
The problem with a system. When you outlaw something to those that
shouldn't have that something still get it and those that should
have that something don't get it because they are concerned about
breaking the law. Hint hint...car insurance and gun control.
Reality is a bitch isn't it. Make all guns only available to those
with no felonies and stop taking risk out of crashing your car lol.
Live a little
Being Gothic is silly. The main thought behind being Gothic is
being a non conformist but yet they all look the same. Makeup and
Why do we say and do the things that we do?
What makes mayor Bloomberg so stupid. Just because a big gulp is
illegal doesn't mean I couldn't save the cup and fill it with 2
cups. The mayor claims that two cups gives the person the ability
to make the conscious decision to buy more drink from cup to cup.
So I guess this means when someone buys a large sugary drink bigger
than 16 ounces they make a unconscious decision? I thought
unconscious decisions are made when people borrow money to buy
houses they cant afford. Ice-cream is a liquid when its melted. we
need to regulate that too. I work with people who are soo stupid
they actually think outlawing everything would benefit them in some
way. I hear obese people telling me they like that idea because
people are too dumb to make that decision on their own. I guess
they just called themselves dumb. This is the liberal idea.
Humanitarian efforts can be unhumanitarian (I made this word up).
Lets use humanitarian efforts in Haiti as an example. We feed the
starving in places like these now but we will not always be there.
One day our humanitarian efforts will cause more suffering than it
saved. Feeding people who were suffering gives them the ability to
thrive and reproduce presently. Instead of 1 person suffering we
will have 10 or more people starving in the future. We all know
Haiti is still suffering though. Often the people in the country
have to change their own regime and and their way of life
completely to be a true humanitarian. We have to let them save
themselves because we will not always have the money to throw at
them. Welfare does not give people the incentive to change. Welfare
makes people comfortable in situations that should be uncomfortable
and restrict beneficial change.
Does voting for 1 of 2 candidates that were selected by the
government make this a democracy? American Idol voting must be
Why do people use what alcohol they like to identify themselves
from the the rest of the group? This is so funny to me. I like milk
on the rocks. That makes you my bitch.
Gaydar is useless to me. It doesn't matter if he is gay or not
because you never sleep with guys..derrr.. If you are a
heterosexual man contact with gay men is not a problem because you
never even touch them. I would prefer a slut detector. It would
need to be user friendly and mobile so you could fit it in the palm
of your hand much like an iPod except it would have to work.
"Whoredar" would be a much more marketable and useful tool.
Something that would give you a quick STD disease count and a slut
level much like a thetan level in Scientology.The difference
between my tool and thetan levels though is I wouldn't want my slut
level test to be bullshit. That's right I am a germaphobe.
I hate section 8. I make too much money to be able to enjoy the
luxuries poor people deserve to enjoy. [=]=[=]Segregation[=]=[=] We
still have ghettos. They just don't always have a fence. This
country has spent many years being critical of communism just to
turn around and be the same redhead political step child of Russia
Why black people have this idea that they were the only race that
was subjected to slavery. They also think because I am white I must
of had ancestors that were slave owners. I got news for all the
black people out there. Just because I am white does not mean I
have cracker ancestors. That would be an irrational thought. I
don't know how many black people tell me I owe them something
because my ancestors mistreated them. My ancestors came from Canada
for hells sake. He came from Germany in the 1800s and couldn't even
afford a boat ticket so he was a stowaway. All I can say is you
Why women email you once like they are interested and then don't
bother sending another one.
Why are Patriot fans so fat? You are killing yourself and my
insurance premiums. I might insult your size but you insult my
checkbook. Who uses checks these days?
I dislike sports. I think the idea that adults getting paid tons of
money to do something they could do as kids is stupid. We admire
athletes but these are the same ***holes that gave us sh*t in
school (I was home-schooled so...no I never was abused) and are
criminals. Athletes are simply criminals with resources. That's why
the NFL still has players. Why do we value someone running a ball
from one side of the field to another? Who gives a shit. Sports
mean nothing and to be a fan doesn't make you part of the team. The
players don't care about you so why should you care about them more
than anyone else? Sports are moments in time quickly forgotten.
They are forgotten because sports only makes historical moments
they never make history. History changes our lives. Sports just
makes us feel like it changed our lives. It really only changes our
lives if we think it does. Athletes are not a solution they are a
waste. Sports gives young idiots a chance to make crazy amounts of
money. Its like no child left behind. Unfortunately wealth is also
a state of mind. No matter how much money you give a dumbass he
will always be poor. Lets stop wasting our lives!! Boycott
professional sports!!! Latest update is that a bunch of NFL players
are suing the NFL because it did inform them of the dangers of
being knocked out. Dumbfuckers got knocked the fuck out in
high-school and college first. They never had any sense. You start
telling me how you remember some great moment in sports I will
smack you in the proverbial mouth.
Your body can tell you that you are pregnant before you can. I
heard this in a commercial. That makes so much sense. Now I know
why women lose their minds when they get pregnant. Their body is
talking to them!!! I would lose my mind too if my body started
telling me stuff.
Why people lose their self esteem when they get rejected in
relationships. It's about finding that right person for you. This
simply means almost everyone you meet should reject you because we
are all special like snowflakes. Okay I just got a little carried
away on the special.
Science is godless because it has no accommodations for faith.
Having said that the science community still accepts the faith of
evolution. Evolution uses comparisons to prove an action. There is
no evidence that the action of evolution ever occurred because we
were not there to observe it. Evolution cannot be observed so it is
not science. I know that was boring but I had to get that off my
I don't care for alcohol. That's just another marketing
I dislike reading profiles but I do it anyway. After reading them I
can't figure out if I met anyone new. All the profiles read the
same. Are all women the same? Are all they are superficial cloned
pretend people who say they love life, live their life to the
fullest, love to laugh, hate writing profiles, have an iPhone as a
3rd hand and they love to get emails that are inspiring even though
their profile doesn't even spark and ounce of inspiration. Spelling
is more important to women these days than true love. I think women
forget men are more logical and not grammatical. I guess women are
not looking for a man after all. They need to change their profile.
Women who put that much interest in spelling and grammatical errors
bore me. If you are that petty you should stay single.
What makes Carrie Underwood the whitest woman on the planet?
Why do we equate the word "nigger" with black people? Negro means
black you dumb-asses. "Nigger" originally meant a person who is
cheap or a miser. The people that made this word politically
incorrect because they equated the word with black people were
racist attorneys. Either that or he or she just needed to drum up
business. Times are tough when you run out of things to sue
As harmless as I think Buddhism is I think its a load of crap. The
whole basis for Buddhism is to get rid of the self. Or to become
selfless to make this make sense. The funny thing is that the whole
reason you are doing this in the first place is because your self
exists. Self will always raise its ugly head. Buddhism is not
When most people tread lightly I tread like a moose.
Life is short and then it gets tall like a mountain gorilla and
Bisexual is a term used to explain people who are confused and
People who focus only on the rights of select genders and races are
sexist and racist. America is supposed to be a melting pot not a
Just because you have a picture next to a group of unfortunate
black children doesn't make you worth any more or less than say a
picture of you next to a group of unfortunate white children. Just
because they are in the picture doesn't even mean you actually did
them any favors. Seems racist to have a over privileged white women
using black children to get a date. Either its racist or its just
taking advantage of the situation. Sounds like something a
politician would do.
I have accepted the fact that not all people are created equally.
The strongest man is stronger than the strongest woman. Men cannot
have babies. Men are logical women are emotional. We all are
different and designed for different aspects of life. The American
idea that we can accomplish anything with positive thinking is a
load of crap.
Why do women care so much about your grasp of the English language.
I am a man. We often don't care about such things. If you wanted to
date a woman why don't you just come out and say it?
Off that note signs you are a clone
1. You like iphones even though they really suck.
2. You (see paragraph above)
3. You like sports just because men do
4. You like sports because you think it matters
5. You think putting on makeup makes you prettier. You still are
ugly underneath all that mud. Makeup is like mud that fills a
cracked slab of concrete. Your face might seemed filled but
genetically you are still cracked all the hell up.
6. You have a dog and you think that's an important relationship
(its a fucking dog)
7. You have your career listed in your profile.
8. The two spaces after these periods bother you.
9. You think beer has something to do with what makes you you. You
only drink dark beer? Who cares? I don't run around telling people
I only drink whole milk like it makes me better than the skim
milkers. Skim milk is for pussies.
10. You love life and are intelligent, funny, and witty.
11. You think optimism can only be a good thing even if it is
My thoughts on gay marriage. Just because we are moving forward in
time does not mean what is right has changed. The argument for gay
marriage is very weak. Advocates of gay marriage claim they just
want to love each other and God is where we find love. They forget
that you can love without sex. Anal is not hygienic. The end.
The eugenic idea was started in the US not in Nazi Germany. The
truth is a bitch.
Words are less than cheap. The are almost free. They can't be
totally free because people tell me time is money. That is unless
you are a lazy motherfucker. In that case time for you is just more
Just because you are optimistic doesn't mean are a great person and
it definitely doesn't give you a right to be a B.
The only fair thing about life is that no matter who you are the
fair in Sarasota this year cost you a dollar.
Back to race. Trayvon Martin. Oh holy crap. A thug jumps you and
you kill him and the thug becomes a civil rights icon? Really? Has
the black community stooped so low. Is there any hope for black
America. Why is there even a black America?
This country is a joke. I have to work regardless if I am sick or
not and these furloughed people get to sit on their assess and get
paid the same. Turns out the GOP is a firm supporter of
Remember...not all white people are crackers and not all black
people are niggers...however just because you are not black doesn't
mean you can't be a nigger and just because you are not white
doesn't mean being properly called a cracker is out of the
question...instead of dropping your jaw just because I used the "N"
word pay attention to what I am saying.
I look on okc and I am thankful that I am still single. Let's face
it. People can really really suck. Women just want men for life
support. They just want the money. They want a man with a good job.
Why? Do you plan on taking mine? Women on okc also are a snooze
fest. So sad and borrring.
Nothing is more revolting to me than a "Christian" that lives like
The world takes as long as you are willing to give. It even takes
when you are not. It will take so much it will suck the life out of
Every time an over privileged white girl is born a China man gets
40 hours overtime to make her crappy iphones.
Americans sue their freedoms away.
When the face is a prune action goes boom!!!