Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am too old to care about impressing people. Let me leave this
blank. Ask Steve because Jeeves is on vacation. I am Steve of
I dont go to the doctor because they will just tell me I am dying.
I already know that. What a waste of money and time.
I dont pop pills except pills like garlic and vitamins because I am
a hippie. Did you know most of the pills you take are synthetic
replications of compounds found in plants. So why is the idea of
alternative medicine so strange? I guess because its cheaper.
I like women on okc that I morally find attractive as a moral
motivator lol. In all reality I dont think we will ever meet. My
matches dont ever live in driving distance. I gave up. I will just
sleep and fish from my kayak while the rest of the world stresses
out in their relationships. Email me if you really are serious in a
long distance relationship or better yet short distance one
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my life to the emptiest. Vegging out while eating meat..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not bragging. I am not capable of positive lying I mean positive
thinking. Sometimes I wonder if the world is so bleak and you are
so positive in what world do you live? People are signing up to
chop our heads off and they dont even know us personally. Make that
positive. I must live under a black sun
This new swipe question thing sucks. I forgot which one was yes and
no lol. I answered them the opposite
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think we should take time out everyday to tell a superfical
person that no one cares.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why its progressive to be a feminist but vile to be a shovenist. I
think about life and it is depressing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Looking for a woman with anti whorish tendencies. I don't much care
for whores. If you have wonder if you are..you are
I am looking for a church. Give me some recommendations. I dont
want my ears to bleed at worship. Thats a must. I also want a
church the pretends money doesnt exist. I am tired of hearing that
unbiblical tithe sermon
Some religions are not tolerant of my existence so I am not
tolerant of its existence. I know off the top of my head one that
says to kill everyone that shares my beliefs. How can this be God?
If God wanted us all dead we would be.
If I email and you cant email never say it was too long ago to
email me back. I am patient.
I will not save you from your poverty.
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