Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am too old to care about impressing people. Let me leave this
blank. Ask Steve because Jeeves is on vacation. I am Steve of
I dont go to the doctor because they will just tell me I am dying.
I already know that. What a waste of money and time.
I dont pop pills except pills like garlic and vitamins because I am
a hippie. Did you know most of the pills you take are synthetic
replications of compounds found in plants. So why is the idea of
alternative medicine so strange? I guess because its cheaper.
I like women on okc that I morally find attractive as a moral
motivator lol. In all reality I dont think we will ever meet. My
matches dont ever live in driving distance. I gave up. I will just
sleep and fish from my kayak while the rest of the world stresses
out in their relationships.
I dont think the world owes me anything. If it did I would of been
short changed. I want a friend nothing more. I dont think life can
give me what I expect so just throwing me some change would be
nice. This is not a request for money this isnt a request at all.
This is only hope in a hopeless situation.
Email me if you really are serious in a long distance relationship
or better yet short distance one
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my life to the emptiest. Vegging out while eating meat..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not bragging. I am not capable of positive lying. Sometimes I
wonder if the world is so bleak and you are so positive in what
world do you live? People are signing up to chop our heads off and
they dont even know us personally. Make that positive. I must live
under a black sun
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nobody cares. I am a movie that no one watches but I wish they did
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think we should take time out everyday to tell a superfical
person that no one cares. Beauty is skin deep and so is everything
that dies. White guilt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why its progressive to be a feminist but vile to be a shovenist. I
think about life and it is depressing. People who dont like
judgmental people typically have plenty of mistakes to judge.
Unfortunately thats one of main reasons you date. You dont want to
marry a mean bitch. I am not condemning you to hell just not to my
life. This profile used to be super long and I got many more
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nobody cares. I dont watch sports. I think they are a cheap boring
pointless thrill...really they are. I honestly dont get it. We like
sports because it allows us to judge people with numbers I think.
Its not as abstract as other ways we compare
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Looking for a woman with anti whorish tendencies. I don't much care
for whores. If you have wonder if you are..you are
I am looking for a church. Give me some recommendations. I dont
want my ears to bleed at worship. Thats a must. I also want a
church the pretends money doesnt exist. I am tired of hearing that
unbiblical tithe sermon.
I dont care about your level of education. It has nothing to do
with love. I want someone smart of course but education has nothing
to do with it
Some religions are not tolerant of my existence so I am not
tolerant of its existence. I know off the top of my head one that
says to kill everyone that shares my beliefs. How can this be God?
If God wanted us all dead we would be.
If I email and you cant email never say it was too long ago to
email me back. I am patient. From my experience women dont date
anymore. They just shoot off text messages and emails.
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