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36 Sarasota, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:26am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am too old to care about impressing people. Let me leave this blank. Ask Steve because Jeeves is on vacation. I am Steve of course.

I dont go to the doctor because they will just tell me I am dying. I already know that. What a waste of money and time.

I dont pop pills except pills like garlic and vitamins because I am a hippie. Did you know most of the pills you take are synthetic replications of compounds found in plants. So why is the idea of alternative medicine so strange? I guess because its cheaper.

I like women on okc that I morally find attractive as a moral motivator lol. In all reality I dont think we will ever meet. My matches dont ever live in driving distance. I gave up. I will just sleep and fish from my kayak while the rest of the world stresses out in their relationships.

I dont think the world owes me anything. If it did I would of been short changed. I want a friend nothing more. I dont think life can give me what I expect so just throwing me some change would be nice. This is not a request for money this isnt a request at all. This is only hope in a hopeless situation.

Email me if you really are serious in a long distance relationship or better yet short distance one
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my life to the emptiest. Vegging out while eating meat..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not bragging. I am not capable of positive lying. Sometimes I wonder if the world is so bleak and you are so positive in what world do you live? People are signing up to chop our heads off and they dont even know us personally. Make that positive. I must live under a black sun
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nobody cares. I am a movie that no one watches but I wish they did
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think we should take time out everyday to tell a superfical person that no one cares. Beauty is skin deep and so is everything that dies. White guilt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why its progressive to be a feminist but vile to be a shovenist. I think about life and it is depressing. People who dont like judgmental people typically have plenty of mistakes to judge. Unfortunately thats one of main reasons you date. You dont want to marry a mean bitch. I am not condemning you to hell just not to my life. This profile used to be super long and I got many more emails.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nobody cares. I dont watch sports. I think they are a cheap boring pointless thrill...really they are. I honestly dont get it. We like sports because it allows us to judge people with numbers I think. Its not as abstract as other ways we compare
You should message me if
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Looking for a woman with anti whorish tendencies. I don't much care for whores. If you have wonder if you are

I am looking for a church. Give me some recommendations. I dont want my ears to bleed at worship. Thats a must. I also want a church the pretends money doesnt exist. I am tired of hearing that unbiblical tithe sermon.

I dont care about your level of education. It has nothing to do with love. I want someone smart of course but education has nothing to do with it

Some religions are not tolerant of my existence so I am not tolerant of its existence. I know off the top of my head one that says to kill everyone that shares my beliefs. How can this be God? If God wanted us all dead we would be.

If I email and you cant email never say it was too long ago to email me back. I am patient. From my experience women dont date anymore. They just shoot off text messages and emails.