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Shockbunny

36 Sarasota, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am too old to care about impressing people. Let me leave this blank. Ask Steve because Jeeves is on vacation. I am Steve of course.

I dont go to the doctor because they will just tell me I am dying. I already know that. What a waste of money and time.

I dont pop pills except pills like garlic and vitamins because I am a hippie. Did you know most of the pills you take are synthetic replications of compounds found in plants. So why is the idea of alternative medicine so strange? I guess because its cheaper.

I like women on okc that I morally find attractive as a moral motivator lol. In all reality I dont think we will ever meet. My matches dont ever live in driving distance. I gave up. I will just sleep and fish from my kayak while the rest of the world stresses out in their relationships. Email me if you really are serious in a long distance relationship or better yet short distance one
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my life to the emptiest. Vegging out while eating meat..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not bragging. I am not capable of positive lying I mean positive thinking. Sometimes I wonder if the world is so bleak and you are so positive in what world do you live? People are signing up to chop our heads off and they dont even know us personally. Make that positive. I must live under a black sun

This new swipe question thing sucks. I forgot which one was yes and no lol. I answered them the opposite
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nobody cares
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think we should take time out everyday to tell a superfical person that no one cares.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why its progressive to be a feminist but vile to be a shovenist. I think about life and it is depressing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nobody cares
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Looking for a woman with anti whorish tendencies. I don't much care for whores. If you have wonder if you are..you are

I am looking for a church. Give me some recommendations. I dont want my ears to bleed at worship. Thats a must. I also want a church the pretends money doesnt exist. I am tired of hearing that unbiblical tithe sermon

Some religions are not tolerant of my existence so I am not tolerant of its existence. I know off the top of my head one that says to kill everyone that shares my beliefs. How can this be God? If God wanted us all dead we would be.

If I email and you cant email never say it was too long ago to email me back. I am patient.

I will not save you from your poverty.