Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary kid, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

Well, what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the Latin, and the physics club... physics club.

Actually I’m really good at math. You’re pretty bad at math.

I don't need anything except this. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing except my dog. Well I don't need my dog.

I think it's time we blow this scene... ..get everybody and the stuff together. Okay, three, two, one... let's jam.

Did I ever tell you that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?