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ShoeStar523

25 F Kansas City, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
My name is Jennifer. I'm a single mom. Credible sources will tell you this about me...

"She's a really nice lady, but a little crazy. Not in a bad way, just really open-minded and sympathetic. A little weird though"
-Brian, relatively close-minded but endearing coworker

"Crazy, fun, and WILD!"
-Emily, excitable coworker

"Intelligent young woman that has her life very well put together. She is courageous and outgoing"
-Whitney, adventurous and kind-hearted coworker

"Cute and energetic. Takes on difficult situations in stride and works hard on goals. Likes music, especially singing, and art. Willing to try new things"
-Woman whom I was cut out of and raised by

"She tries to include everyone. She's fun"
-Shay, coworker who is dating Brian (so back off, Charles!)

"Oddly strange. Makes me laugh, she's entertaining"
-Melissa, reciprocally humorous coworker and mother of five

"Very caring and loyal, genuine person. There's never a dull moment with her. She also has an adorable, smart little girl!"
-Scott, friend who wants to put a baby in me but in a he's-gay-and-I'm-gonna-surrogate kinda way

"She's extremely nice and thoughtful! Has a good sense of humor and is very smart!"
-Sydney, coworker who was named after the city which held the Olympics her mother wanted to go to but couldn't

"Quirky, funny, charitable"
-Jackson, solid coworker

"Jennifer has hands of steel, the mind of Bob Marley, and a heart of gold"
-Tommy, music-loving boss
What I’m doing with my life
I currently serve tables to make ends meet but I'm taking classes to become an x-ray tech so I can triple my income, buy a lovely house, and afford a dog (I'm thinking a boxer mix).

Spending time with family and friends and working on improving my health.
I’m really good at
"Gives really good back rubs"
-Stewart, kitchen guy

"She sends creative nudes"
-Ashlea, fellow server who knows too much about me

"Her back rubs are legendary"
-Ben, kitchen guy from Minnesota who knows what he's talking about

"Really fun to be around, very sane, and she gives good back rubs"
-Brandon, socially awkward and lovable friend

"Smart, funny, and easygoing. Crafty and loves teaching herself/learning new things. Atheist, but open to other people's views. Very thoughtful of others. A great mother. And way better at being an adult that me! Also, her 'hair-enades' are as legendary as her back rubs"
-Alix, friend who knows what a 'hair-enade' is and is also Brandon's lovely lady

"Works hard at work, at home, and at what she wants in life. She is inquisitive, good at cooking, and she likes to sing. She knows how to have fun"
-Sarah, serious sister

"Really smart and likes to know how people think. She majored in psychology"
-Russ, underage coworker who fruitlessly asks me to buy him alcohol

"She gives the best massages ever"
-Jack, naive coworker who thinks girls don't poop
The first things people usually notice about me
"Very outgoing, kind, and isn't afraid of personal space"
-Jennifer, overly-hugged friend

"She has amazing tits"
-Laura, step-sister with an amazing ass

"Sweet, honest, and fun. She has a great smile and she's always smiling"
-Rob, regular restaurant patron

"Very intelligent, attractive and has a great sense of humor"
-Gabe, coworker who lost his virginity to my sister Sarah and is now dating her
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mostly sci-fi books, I can get down on some Star Trek and other nerdy stuff but I don't consider myself a big fan of anything in particular.

I like shows like Criminal Minds, CSI: Las Vegas, South Park, Orange is the New Black, Bates Motel, The League, and Dexter.

If you like pizza, Chinese, and sushi we'll probably get along alright. Not big on pastas or Mexican food though.

Music... Hmmm pretty much anything you can sing to (no metal unless it's from the show Metalocalypse, that show is hilarious)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I once relieved myself in a litter box out of complete necessity while in a cast and crutches

-I don't celebrate Christmas or Easter. I also don't celebrate Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Ramadan either if that makes you feel any better
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
"If you like bone-in chicken, back massages, and boobies Jennifer is the one for you"
-Timmy, step-brother who I dated for a week back in high school, many years before we were step-siblings and he came out of the closet

**If you message me I will try to at least respond even if it's only to tell you in a politely blunt fashion that I'm not interested. Do not be discouraged by rejection, because interest and attraction are extremely subjective. Just cuz one girl (or many) turns you down, it doesn't mean there isn't one (or many) who thinks you're awesome and wants your nuts ;-)