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ShoeStar523

25 F Kansas City, MO

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Jennifer. I'm a single mom hoping to make new friends off here. Take it or leave it, but friendship is all I'm offering at this time (no sexy, sexy stuff).

Credible sources will tell you this about me...

"She's a really nice lady, but a little crazy. Not in a bad way, just really open-minded and sympathetic. A little weird though"
-Brian, relatively close-minded but endearing Puerto Rican coworker

"Crazy, fun, and WILD!"
-Emily, excitable coworker and high school golf player

"Intelligent young woman that has her life very well put together. She is courageous and outgoing"
-Whitney, adventurous coworker and karaoke buddy

"Cute and energetic. Takes on difficult situations in stride and works hard on goals. Likes music, especially singing, and art. Willing to try new things"
-Woman whom I was cut out of and raised by

"She tries to include everyone. She's fun"
-Shay, coworker who is dating aforementioned Brian

"Oddly strange. Makes me laugh, she's entertaining"
-Melissa, reciprocally entertaining coworker and mother of five

"Very caring and loyal, genuine person. There's never a dull moment with her. She also has an adorable, smart little girl!"
-Scott, friend who wants to put a baby in me but in a he's-gay-and-I'm-gonna-surrogate kinda way

"She's extremely nice and thoughtful! Has a good sense of humor and is very smart!"
-Sydney, coworker who was named after the city which held the Olympics her mother wanted to go to but couldn't

"Quirky, funny, charitable"
-Jackson, self-described "solid coworker"

"Jennifer has hands of steel, the mind of Bob Marley, and a heart of gold"
-Tommy, music-loving boss
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently serve tables to make ends meet and going to massage school so I can increase my income doing something I love, buy a comfy house, and get my first dog ever (I'm thinking a boxer mix).

I don't make much money right now but I'm very proud of how good I am at managing the money I have. For example, I'm usually a month ahead on all my bills :-)

When I'm not working or at school I like to spend time with family/friends or work on improving my health.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Gives really good back rubs"
-Stewart, kitchen guy

"She sends creative nudes"
-Ashlea, fellow server who knows too much about my past

"Her back rubs are legendary"
-Ben, kitchen guy from Minnesota who knows what he's talking about

"Really fun to be around, very sane, and she gives good back rubs"
-Brandon, socially awkward and lovable friend

"Smart, funny, and easygoing. Crafty and loves teaching herself/learning new things. Atheist, but open to other people's views. Very thoughtful of others. A great mother. And way better at being an adult than me! Also, her 'hair-enades' are as legendary as her back rubs"
-Alix, friend who knows what a 'hair-enade' is and is also aforementioned Brandon's lovely lady

"Works hard at work, at home, and at what she wants in life. She is inquisitive, good at cooking, and she likes to sing. She knows how to have fun"
-Sarah, my little sister who mistakenly believes I'm skilled at cooking... I don't know what kinda crap she's been eating on the daily that'd somehow make my cooking seem anything more than sub par but I hope she finds better sustenance soon

"Really smart and likes to know how people think. She majored in psychology"
-Russ, underage coworker who fruitlessly asks me to buy him alcohol

"She gives the best massages ever"
-Jack, naive coworker who thinks girls don't poop
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Very outgoing, kind, and isn't afraid of personal space"
-Jennifer, overly-hugged friend

"She has amazing tits"
-Laura, step-sister with an amazing ass

"Sweet, honest, and fun. She has a great smile and she's always smiling"
-Rob, regular restaurant patron

"Very intelligent, attractive and has a great sense of humor"
-Gabe, coworker who lost his virginity to my aforementioned sister Sarah
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mostly sci-fi books, I can get down on some Star Trek and other nerdy stuff but I don't consider myself a big fan of anything in particular.

I like shows like Bones, Criminal Minds, CSI: Las Vegas, South Park, Orange is the New Black, Bates Motel, The League, and Dexter.

If you like pizza, Chinese, and sushi we'll probably get along alright. Not big on pastas or Mexican food though.

Music... Hmmm pretty much anything you can sing to (no metal unless it's from the show Metalocalypse, that show is hilarious)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I once relieved myself in a litter box out of complete necessity while in a cast and crutches

-I don't celebrate Christmas or Easter. I also don't celebrate Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Ramadan either if that makes you feel any better
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"If you like bone-in chicken, back massages, and boobies Jennifer is the one for you"
-Timmy, step-brother who I dated for a week back in high school, many years before we were step-siblings and he came out of the closet... Thankfully we never consummated haha

**If you message me I will try to at least respond even if it's only to tell you in a politely blunt fashion that I'm not interested. Do not be discouraged by rejection, because interest and attraction are extremely subjective. Just cuz one girl (or many) turns you down, it doesn't mean there isn't one (or many) who thinks you're awesome and wants your nuts ;-)