Credible sources will tell you this about me...
"She's a really nice lady, but a little crazy. Not in a bad way, just really open-minded and sympathetic. A little weird though"
-Brian, relatively close-minded but endearing Puerto Rican coworker
"Crazy, fun, and WILD!"
-Emily, excitable coworker and high school golf player
"Intelligent young woman that has her life very well put together. She is courageous and outgoing"
-Whitney, adventurous coworker and karaoke buddy
"Cute and energetic. Takes on difficult situations in stride and works hard on goals. Likes music, especially singing, and art. Willing to try new things"
-Woman whom I was cut out of and raised by
"She tries to include everyone. She's fun"
-Shay, coworker who is dating aforementioned Brian
"Oddly strange. Makes me laugh, she's entertaining"
-Melissa, reciprocally entertaining coworker and mother of five
"Very caring and loyal, genuine person. There's never a dull moment with her. She also has an adorable, smart little girl!"
-Scott, friend who wants to put a baby in me but in a he's-gay-and-I'm-gonna-surrogate kinda way
"She's extremely nice and thoughtful! Has a good sense of humor and is very smart!"
-Sydney, coworker who was named after the city which held the Olympics her mother wanted to go to but couldn't
"Quirky, funny, charitable"
-Jackson, self-described "solid coworker"
"Jennifer has hands of steel, the mind of Bob Marley, and a heart of gold"
-Tommy, music-loving boss