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Sholdak

27 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I genuinely enjoy life and am looking for a like-minded person who can laugh with me and be ready for spontaneous adventures. I love to try new, unique things. I tend to talk about anything and everything. I think I'm pretty funny and sometimes other people even agree.

I'm curious about everything - if you've ever had a marathon 5 hour Wikipedia session might understand. I've come to believe that comfort is the enemy of self-discovery and fear the enemy of progress. Thus I strongly believe that while you still can, you should attempt to break out of your comfort zone, before responsibility and life takes those opportunities away.
What I’m doing with my life
Software Consultant by day, pirate by night.

On the weekends, I play football and try to get my friends to do stuff they probably don't want to do. Drinking is sometimes involved.
I’m really good at
Computer-y stuff, and most other techy stuff. Ping-pong. Talking.

I also am pretty good at running and lifting heavy bars - typically in crowded areas frequented by big, grunting men - not as good a some, better than many.

I'm getting pretty good at touch football, and pretty bad at climbing - but hopefully will get better soon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I used to have a mustache until like a year ago. Helpful female friends informed me that mustaches are not the rage in this day and age. Now that I don't.. I'm not sure... I am told I have muscles, but IMO that's just a matter of perspective. THE ROCK... now he has muscles. Compared to THE ROCK, I'm an itsy bitsy girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate these lists, and I hate the idea of lists. No one reads them and they are mostly just ways to show how pretentious you are. However, because I am a sheep, I will make one anyway:

Authors: Neal Stephenson, Orson Scott Card, George RR Martin (lazy f*ck, finish a book in ~7 years), Isaac Asimov, Patrick Rothfus, Neil Gaiman

Movies: Crash, The Dark Knight, District 9, Wall-E, Shingler's List, Inception, lots of others

TV: Dexter (awesome!), The Wire, Fringe, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Naruto/Bleach and occasionally random anime (although I watch these nowdays less because I like them and more from habit)

Music: In reality, whatever Pandora chooses to play for me
The six things I could never do without
Fun
Friends
Computers/Internet/magic technological pixie dust that makes the world go around

food/air/water are overrated
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether gravity exists or do thousands of tiny invisible leprechauns pull us down toward the ground.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends. Possibly drinking, possibly not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had a pet bonsai tree. It died. I was very sad. Apparently when the store owner said that they require "little water" he did not actually mean "no water".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You smiled at least once reading this profile.

You want to explore New York and need someone to explore it with you.

You are cool, interesting, intelligent, or better yet all these 3.