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ShortSal

22 F Leicester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a short, daft, affectionate woman/girl... I'm in that awkward phase where I don't feel like either.

If you can make me chuckle with a cheesy joke (as long as it isn't a joke about cheese! I've been sent them ALL) there's a good chance we'll get along.

I love reading, cooking, watching weird movies, and chatty drinks in cosy pubs.

I have a large, varied taste in music and will listen to anything but D'n'B, rap and hip hop. I mostly seem to listen to rock, alternative and folk at the moment though.

Having a fiercely loyal nature if you become one of the people I care about I will fight to the death for you, and defend you with every fibre of my being.

I have a very strong set of morals, even people having affairs on TV frustrates me - it feels like the damage affairs can have is down played by them always being on TV and in films.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just finished a Bachelors degree in Drama, which I hated, but I stuck it out for the 3 years and passed with a second. I now plan to train to become a Food Technology teacher.
I’m really good at
Cooking, being empathic, telling awful jokes, and making everything an innuendo.
I can also put USBs in the right way, first time, every time.
Friends and family can confirm: the best presents are given by me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, or lack there of.

My stupidly long hair.

I'm also often asked if I'm wearing coloured contacts because my eyes are really blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Terry Pratchett, John Green, Irvine Welsh, Douglas Adams or Stephen King, is likely on my bookshelf or my iPad.

My favourite genre is horror, but I also love comedy, sci fi, fantasy, and just generally bizarre movies. I don't like watching films over and over again, so there are only a few that I've seen more than twice.

My current favourite bands include: Passenger, Bastille, Incubus, Fleetwood Mac, Tom O'Dell, and Muse.

I could happily eat Peking duck every day. Either that or a lovely juice medium/rare steak with Stilton sauce.
The six things I could never do without
Loud music to sing along with - there are few pleasures greater than belting out a good song.

A hair bobble around my wrist - my hair is down to my waist (because I'm rubbish and only get my hair cut once a year) so I always have a hair bobble on me just in case.

A powerful shower - what's the deal with these rubbish dribbling showers? I need one that feels like it's going to peel my skin off...

My stunning best friends - who else can I have a good moan to?

My dinosaur onesie (though it's kigurumi really) - it is so comfortable and warm in this stupidly drafty house. The odd looks I get amuse me when I answer the door in it, especially when I walk away from them and the tail wiggles.

My weird little family - there's only my mum, my dad, my brother and his girlfriend (an honourary member until they get married), and me. We're all pretty weird, but really easy to get on with and welcoming to everyone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I look like I'm deep in thought, usually, I just have a song stuck in my head.
My mind also seems to work in odd ways so I end up altering a lot of songs to fit with whatever I'm doing at the time.

Words and names also get stuck in my head, so I'll be repeating them over and over until they stop sounding like real words...

Things that baffle me, such as: because all women are born with all the egg cells they will ever produce the egg that created me was inside my grandma (albeit while inside my mum). So one of the cells that became me is over 60 years old...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either engulfed in a good book, watching films so bad they're hilarious, having drinks at the pub, or being forced to a club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I left writing my dissertation until the week it was due... I'd done all the research far in advance, and had sat down to write it several times in the months before but nothing came out. There's something in me that needs the scare of an imminent deadline to get me to work properly, this is probably why I have always been better in exams than having to write essays.
But, yea, no one IRL knows about that...
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have an odd sense of humour, you're not a creeper or catfish, and you want to :)

Messages that include a pet name or comment on my appearance make me uncomfortable so I'm unlikely to reply to those, nor am I likely to reply to grown men who use "txt tlk".