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Shortstack5

30 F Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the thing, I believe the world is full of possibilities. So I'm just taking my chances. I need someone who can be my partner in crime. I believe in leading by example & with positive reinforcement. My goal in life is to leave people with a smile, but never at the expensive of being insincere or dishonest. I'm too honest. I laugh at the worst times. I go to great lengths to scare/play jokes on my mom when I can. I'm one of the lucky people in life that has an amazing family. I go one place every year that I've never been. My goal is to go to all 50 states. I really want to see some Orcas in the wild! I love my life. I never wear heals, even though I'm 5' tall. People with bad breath or BO make me very uncomfortable. I know a lot about food. I swear my hair is getting more red as I get older. I have never had a Primanti sandwich.
What I’m doing with my life
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Training for my first triathlon in June to celebrate my 30th birthday & then the Pittsburgh Tri in August. I'm new to all this so I really want to meet people that will push me. IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO RUN, BIKE, OR SWIM WITH LET ME KNOW!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snuggling on my couch with my dog Roo while watching Amazon Streaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really short, and have a lot of energy. I'm generally described as the little curly haired girl w/ the boobs and the glasses. Honestly I feel like Zooey Deschanel swagger-jacked my adorkable look & personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ok just 5 books off the top of my head: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban", "Neverwhere", "The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements", "The Botany of Desire: A Plant's-Eye View of the World", and "World War Z"..... and "The Book Thief".......

I'll eat just about anything other than seafood (I'm allergic) and I'm not the biggest fan of mushrooms. I have a pretty serious sweet tooth.

I dont have cable but I watch some stuff on Hulu & Netflix
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog Roo, Coffee (iced and black), iphone/ipod (full of motown to Gaga), unicorns (of the killer persuasion), my family ( they're sorta awesome), air conditioning (I dont sleep well when I'm hot)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zombies wars, what is Roo doing home alone right now, buying new stuff for my bike, the periodic table, killer unicorns, roller derby, how I can magically get rid of all my allergies, why Jurassic Park is not on Netflix streaming/ amazon streaming/ or Hulu, yoga, sex, running away to Argentina, cleaning out my car (then not doing it).... this just goes on and on
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't believe in germs
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're just a happy honest person

Do NOT message me if any of the following apply to you:
1. You live w/ your parents
2. Have a pic of your car/motorcycle in your profile
3. Own a cat
4. You're still heartbroken over your ex
These are deal breakers (unless you look EXACTLY like Ryan
Gosling or Common).

I also have a very weird aversion to men with high pitched voices. I know it's crazy. On the other hand, men with deep baritones make me swoon!