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Shortstackcorky

23 M Saint Paul, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello and welcome! I'm David.

First of all, I don't take life too seriously so I suggest you take everything I say with a pinch of salt . . . really. I'm quite shy with people I don't know but once I'm comfortable I can be the life of the party. Main activities include hanging out with friends (pretty much every weekend), watching the football (pretty much every weekend), going to pubs (noticing a pattern yet?), watching films, playing pool, bowling on Monday nights and I'm willing to try pretty much anything once.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm just taking life as it comes, recently emigrated from England, and trying to get settled. If anyone fancies showing me around then drinks will be provided!

Whilst all that is very exciting, I still really enjoy my chilled out evenings with takeaway and some tv. Either that or playing games on my laptop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ten-pin bowling is a specialty, but also Mario kart, Just dance and most board/card games.

I've been told I pick most things up annoyingly fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Without a doubt my blueish-greenish-greyish eyes. Weird or cute? You decide! And lack of height of course, can't really escape that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I'm not a massive reader but I did love Woman in Black. The Adrian Mole series was really good, and the Inkheart trilogy wasn't bad either.

Films:
Shaun of the dead, Liar Liar, Robin Hood: Men in tights, Back to the future, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and the holy grail, Inception, Catch me if you can, Frequency, Love Actually (for Colin Frissell of course . . .). That's mainly comedies I know, and there are LOADS more films that I've enjoy watching but there's just too many to name. If you're wondering about whether I like your favourite film, just ask me.

Theatre:
Woman in Black, Avenue Q, Warhorse, Shipwrecked. Would like to see more comedy shows as well.

TV:
I love big bang theory and how I met your mother, that's the 2 favourites but I also like South Park, Family Guy, American Dad (Seth Macfarlane is a legend), QI, Top Gear and pretty much anything else on Dave or Comedy Central. Also Match Of The Day is, and probably always will be, a part of my weekly routine.

Music:
I could copy and paste my ipod, but it's easier to say I'm a big pop-punk/punk rock/rock fan, although I can happily listen to pretty much anything. I have a few guilty pleasures too that shall not be made public! I can probably be caught singing them in the shower, very cliche . . .

Food:
Not fussy really, I enjoy almost anything, but make no mistake, I do enjoy it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family & Friends (because I'll struggle to think of six things)
2. Comedy (in all it's forms)
3. Banter (nothing better than insulting the people you like, right?)
4. My laptop (mainly for gaming, but facebook, news and skype too)
5. My iphone (the home of my music, contacts and angry birds)
6. Cuddles ( yea, I'm soppy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make myself sound more interesting than I actually am without lying, and how to make myself look taller than I actually am without the use of a medieval torturing device!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Arriving in Minnesota I guess . . . that's the only Friday night I've had here so far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The film 'I Love You Man' convinced me to watch 'Chocolat'.

. . . Just delightful.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You made it through all of that.
2. You have a good sense of humour, or a wish to be entertained by mine, or if you liked anything at all in my profile and have the urge to tell me. I'd say I'm pretty easy to talk to, so just say hi. :)
5. If you have managed to work out the hidden film reference in this section.