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Showtime2629

31 M Springfield, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, asking me to summarize myself right off the bat? Aren't we moving a bit fast okcupid.com?

Well for starters, I'm a bit shy, I always have been. I can be pretty good at overcoming it though. I like to do all manners of things if I can get people to go with me. I love the outdoors (fishing, swimming, hiking, etc.) but I also enjoy going out and doing things. I'm not one of those people that likes to say no to ideas, unless it seems like a really bad one.

I enjoy having conversations and can do it with anything. I like to analyze different things and see if I can understand them better or if they can work better...I'm kind of a nerd sometimes too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love UFC and I train a little kickboxing and jiu jitsu, when I have time. I am definitely one of those people that likes to do a little bit of everything, reading, biking, exercise, converse about subjects, I really like to try new things, even if I may need someone to try them with. Recently I like the idea of buying old things and fixing them up or repurposing them. I'm sure that's because I love the shows Pawn Stars and Oddities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I would describe my humor as dorky, but it'll usually make you laugh. I've been told by a few different people that I'm the funniest person they've ever met. I can't tell a joke to save my life though. I'm really witty with my humor and I love to banter.

I'm also really good at figuring stuff out. My brain is kind of built to start out stupid and become really smart. I like to figure out how things and people work.

I'm also really good at being socially awkward. I'm a good listener but I don't always know how or what to talk about, so if there isn't a very clear common interest it's awkward for me to create one, but I try.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to have a curly mustache, that got quite a few people talking. I would like it believe it's my eyes, or "good looks" or any number typical responses. I actually have a large Adams Apple so I'm sure some people notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read and I read things often, but I don't usually read books. I have read a few James Bond novels, Jurassic Park and a few other things. I mostly like non fiction, but I prefer to read educational material, I feel like I'm constantly having questions I need answered.

I love movies. I am big into pretty much anything under the sun. I love documentaries. One of my favorite things to do while watching a movie is to "riff" it. If anyone has ever heard of MST3k, PLEASE message me because I love that show and I love to talk about it.

I'll generally listen to any kind of music, but I hardly listen to my own stock at all. I am the type of person that can listen to about 10 seconds of music they own and then skip to the next song. If you have some unusual types of music you like you can also message me to tell me about it.

Current bands I love are Man Man, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. I like music that sounds different, especially dark music that tells a story. Not like death metal, but more like Johnny Cash. Pandora has really opened up the world to me a lot more.

I love to eat food. My favorite type of food is seafood, and I love sushi. I used to be a real picky eater as a kid so I made it a point to just try new things as an adult.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain
The atmosphere
Water
Food
The Sun
My lungs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You name it. I live every day of my life thinking about all sorts of things. I like to think about if anarchy broke out right now what would I do. I think about politics and society a lot and how they could work better. I like thinking about movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to get out and watch a movie or do something fun. I'm kind of a kid at heart so if I can bowl, pay pool, go karts or anything like that I'd be happy. I also like staying in an watching movies or listening to music. I don't party much anymore but it's still fun to have some drinks and get wild from time to time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that everyone outranks me...get it....private, like in military. Not funny?

I am a klutz sometimes, but I'm silly enough to go along with it.

I'm 100% open about my life, if there is anything that someone wants to ask me, no matter how embarrassing or revealing I'll give you an honest answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should if you like meeting new people that have interesting, with albeit quirky personalities. I'm always open to some interesting conversations and I have some unconventional views on the world.