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Shredder

27 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 28, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm one of those guys who goes to school to get a degree that will be useless. For some reason there isn't a whole lot you can do with a Political Science degree other than being the smart ass at cocktail parties.

I like to film shorts with my bros, play bass guitar and I'm trying to become a famous stand-up comedian just so that I can punch Dane Cook in the mouth.

I am a rager, funnier than shit, and clever
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to school and working for a public access tv channel. When I'm not doing those, I'm doing my best to be the most unproductive person known to man.

That last part is also a lie. I am trying to be productive, but all the things I do seem unproductive lately. For instance, I tried to see every movie nominated for best picture at the Oscars, but I think I only saw like 2 of them and quit. Slumdog Millionaire was definitely bad ass though.

I'd like to try new things though, like snowboarding. I did get into swing dancing for a bit, but I went with talented people who made me feel like Joan Rivers in a "Non-Annoying Voice Convention."
I’m really good at
Being "humorous" and being Machiavellian. I'm also really good at pissing off guidos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a smart ass who has a vast amount of things to say about nothing of significance. They probably also notice my eyes because they are kinda peculiar from what I hear. Most say they're "captivating" but I don't see it.

People also tend to think that my hair is not a natural color and they accuse me of a dye job. Well let me tell you, I am naturally black haired and there is a lot of it. Baldness will never be an issue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything that can be classified as "fratire" and probably Machiavelli's "The Prince" but I've never actually read the whole thing. I need a dumb downed version to prevent the sound of "zzz's", but it's a damn fine read on the notion of human nature. Read that shit.

Movies: Slumdog Millionaire, Judd Apatow flicks, the Wrestler, John Wayne movies and the Ninja Turtles trilogy.

Music: folky jives (Chuck Ragan), old school metalish rock (i.e. 80's ass metal), acoustice jams (Ray LaMontagne)

Food: the unhealthy kind.
The six things I could never do without
chimichungas, money, pants, sunglasses, scissors (because my hair grows at an alarming rate), and my grandpa (because he supplies me with countless insults).

Actually, the list really goes like this:

1.) laughter
2.) music
3.) winter clothes (being cold tends to piss me off)
4.) my brohams
5.) video camera
6.) bollywood
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finishing off my degree and then becoming a nomad. I also tend to give a lot of thought to how being single is pretty awesome, but dating is chill too. What a conundrum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Raging with my brohams or scoping for girls at the arcade. The latter is a lie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
hahaha. Is this site sponsored by a tween magazine?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you dig having good "convo" and something to laugh about. I conquer that shit.