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Shrug-life

23 Auckland, New Zealand Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
just funnel the internet directly into my brain and let my body wither and die.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing off my BA at Victoria Uni (POLS/ENGL)

In my free time I like the internet, consuming media and visiting Commonsense Organics to breathe in the smell of bobo paradise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
speed-reading
going through all your tagged photos on Facebook
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
there is a vortex where my boobs should be, it sucks in everything around us, we all die.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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*obligatory disclaimer that this is a small sampling blah blah blah*

Books: Jonathan Franzen/Zadie Smith/Shirley Jackson/Julian Barnes/Donna Tartt/Jonathan Safran Foer

Music: Grizzly Bear/Frank Ocean/Swans/Kate Bush/Rihanna/Robyn/Beyonce/Japandroids/Youth Lagoon/Spiritualized

Shows: Buffy!/Breaking Bad/Always Sunny/Six Feet Under/Bob's Burgers/Sherlock/Mad Men

Food: Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iced coffee (hot drinks are the Devil's temperature)
Books
My low-cut Docs
Twitter
A little thing called the internet
Your mum's butt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My deep and abiding fear that I'm going to end up mediocre.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a) out, normally at Puppies or a house party
b) in bed with whatever TV show I'm currently vibing on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I farted once.
You should message me if
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you're a cool d00d

(no right-wingers tks)