Shrug-life
25 Auckland, New Zealand
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My self-summary
just funnel the internet directly into my brain and let my body wither and die.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing off my BA at Victoria Uni (POLS/ENGL)

In my free time I like the internet, consuming media and visiting Commonsense Organics to breathe in the smell of bobo paradise.
I’m really good at
speed-reading
going through all your tagged photos on Facebook
The first things people usually notice about me
there is a vortex where my boobs should be, it sucks in everything around us, we all die.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*obligatory disclaimer that this is a small sampling blah blah blah*

Books: Jonathan Franzen/Zadie Smith/Shirley Jackson/Julian Barnes/Donna Tartt/Jonathan Safran Foer

Music: Grizzly Bear/Frank Ocean/Swans/Kate Bush/Rihanna/Robyn/Beyonce/Japandroids/Youth Lagoon/Spiritualized

Shows: Buffy!/Breaking Bad/Always Sunny/Six Feet Under/Bob's Burgers/Sherlock/Mad Men

Food: Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Iced coffee (hot drinks are the Devil's temperature)
Books
My low-cut Docs
Twitter
A little thing called the internet
Your mum's butt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My deep and abiding fear that I'm going to end up mediocre.
On a typical Friday night I am
a) out, normally at Puppies or a house party
b) in bed with whatever TV show I'm currently vibing on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I farted once.
You should message me if
you're a cool d00d

(no right-wingers tks)
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