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Shulamith

25 / F / bisexual / Single

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Rather Not Say
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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Your Notes

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I am frank, whimsical, and yearning.

My Self-Summary

I have a map to the Lost City of Gold.

Not really, but I need a hook, and most of the basic stuff about me is written elsewhere on this page. Mostly I'm pretty ordinary, but I tell good stories. There is carnie blood in my family. I'm more lesbian than bisexual, so I invented the word blesbian. You can look it up. My worst flaw is laziness but I have excellent night vision. I like cats, dogs, historical humor, big words, long naps, slash fanfiction, and when people think I'm tough (I'm not).

What I’m doing with my life

Getting started in Calgary - my last best chance to work in the field I love.

In my spare time, I make paper dolls, prowl flea markets, monitor local squirrel activities, read historical fiction, and fall into things.

I’m really good at

Languages. Scrabble. Telling people what their names mean. Making cats purr. Making casseroles.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm fairly tall. My parents met each other in a club for tall people. It's not freakish though (freakish is my off-center kneecaps). Also, I'm quite plain-spoken to the point of bluntness.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A) Anything by Mary Renault, "The Boy Who Picked The Bullets Up" by Charles Nelson, "Daughters of the Great Star" by Diana Rivers, the "Sister Light, Sister Dark" trilogy by Jane Yolen, "God Knows" by Joseph Heller, and "The Amazon Chronicles" by Jane E. Robinson.

B)Mystery Science Theater 3000, Drag Me To Hell, Spartacus, Alexander, Jesus Christ Superstar, most good horror movies, and selected bad ones.

B.2 (TV subheading) Stargate: Atlantis, Supernatural, Rome, Deadwood, Due South, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xena: Warrior Princess, and America's Funniest Home Videos.

C)Leonard Cohen, Billy Joel and most of the songs that end up used in movie montages or butchered in karaoke bars (you know, I Will Survive, Baby Got Back, Don't Stop Believin', YMCA, Walking On Air, etc.)

D)I can has cheeseburger? Also, diner fare, macaroni and cheese, pears, ice cream, cereal, chocolate.

Editors

The six things I could never do without

The internet. My glasses. A sense of the absurd. A good casserole recipe. Comfortable shoes. Thrift stores.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I would survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Mostly likely, not long.

On a typical Friday night I am

Bugging my friends to go see a movie with me.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I had a major teenage crush on Xena: Warrior Princess.

You should message me if

You're funny, affectionate, tolerant of other peoples' obsessions, and want a girlfriend.