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25 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:43am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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*** Quitting smoking, so there's that.

After a failed stint as a jobless film school graduate in LA, I'm going back to college for nursing. Taking some cheap science courses at CCP, then off to an accelerated nursing program (RN), hopefully at Jefferson to be honest.

Working a day job as a waiter and a night job as a security guard, both within the same retirement community, so I have like 300 surrogate grandparents (I've had an old lady say "Oh, look at your little security badge!" before pinching my cheek), and finding sleep and time to socialize whenever I can grab it. Working out more, learning to cook, reading and writing more, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My head is massive and I'm usually wearing a giant dimpled smile about the diameter of a stop sign. That and I've been told I have an ironically intimidating walk. I don't know. You're the judge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends.
Strong people in my life.
People to be strong for.
Strong language.
And fuckin' coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Word choice. Narrative. Other people -- what makes them tick, what they're going through, and what I appreciate about them. Myself. Friends and family, of course. Psychopathy. East Falls, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally I'm at the kind of bar where you can find a seat, hear what your friends are saying, then go act a fool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by that I don't see his face.

I just realized how awful and real this looks if you don't get the movie reference.
You should message me if
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...Drinking cheap beer and watching something along the lines of Pootie Tang or Wet Hot American Summer sounds like the perfect night for you.

Or, meh, just give it a try and say hello. If I don't answer it won't kill you and vice versa.

Though ideally I'd like to find love, I'm not staunchly against other things. Always into making new friends or less intense dating.

Not into random hook ups though. Sorry, but there's gotta be at least something there for me to be into it.