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Shuvlbum

42 Morgantown, WV Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A friend told me to get back in the game, so here I am.

Realized I pretty much have zero time for any kind of serious relationship right now, so casual/short term dating is about all I can do.

Im also only interested in ladies that actually want to meet me.;)

I'm not the guy that will complete your family photo with your kids. I am the guy that will take you out and treat you with respect, and have fun, low drama evenings. I am direct, have a lot of life experience, enjoy intellectually stimulating conversation, and am very passionate. If you are tired of the games, BS, lies and cheating that comes along with dating, drop me a message. I am tired of it too.

High preference to goofy, shy, clumsy, funny, nerdy women - big brains are mad sexy. I'm agnostic, and don't subscribe to any particular religion but am fine if you do. Curves are welcome, but no BBW please. Please be average, slim, curvy or athletic. Race isn't important, but passion is.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working locally, reading and getting my life on. Thinking about how much the world is a little less bright without George Carlin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being the go-to guy.
- Helping my friends.
- Efficiently converting O2 to CO2.
- Cuddling to movies for hours on end.
- Listening
- Motorcycling
- Not shaving; I am always stubbly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a bit of grey at the sideburns, and I am very direct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm a sucker for the classics: Platonic philosophy, Shakespeare, and of course George Carlin and Calvin and Hobbes.

Movies: Anything with a good story, but I am a sucker for horror flicks of all kinds. I don't do fad media. I finally saw the Hunger Games movie recently, and it really, really sucked. I hate over-CG'ed movies and the current trend of superhero flicks.

Shows: I don't watch much television. I used to watch the Discovery Channel, Nat Geo and the History channel before they turned into reality TV mills.

I just found some episodes of the Big Bang Theory online and started watching that though. Hilarious stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My family (including my dog).
2.) My friends
3.) Natural Environments
4.) My surfboard
5.) My art
6.) Science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm fairly scatterbrained with a ton of interests, so its a bad combination. Anthropology, art and animation, starting my side-business, travel, any and all natural environments. (BTW, I'm a guy so it's pretty much assumed I'm always thinking about women....or some combination of things...and maybe Foghorn Leghorn....or the Geico Gecko...definitely Salma Hayek...wow, full circle, huh?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not usually at a bar. Motorcycling, outside camping, inside creating art, reading, movies, etc. I'm trying to stay away from typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Back when I used to drink, I got intoxicated and ended on the show "Power Rangers". Yeah.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you have a central nervous system, are intelligent, have a good sense of humor, in decent shape, can be sure I won't need a penicillin regimen after a date or two, and don't have fleas. Well, if you have fleas we could probably get some of that stuff to put behind your neck...or a collar (they don't work as well, though). Well, maybe we should take the fleas thing on a case by case basis.