Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A friend told me to get back in the game, so here I am.
Realized I pretty much have zero time for any kind of serious
relationship right now, so casual/short term dating is about all I
Im also only interested in ladies that actually want to meet
I'm not the guy that will complete your family photo with your
kids. I am the guy that will take you out and treat you with
respect, and have fun, low drama evenings. I am direct, have a lot
of life experience, enjoy intellectually stimulating conversation,
and am very passionate. If you are tired of the games, BS, lies and
cheating that comes along with dating, drop me a message. I am
tired of it too.
High preference to goofy, shy, clumsy, funny, nerdy women - big
brains are mad sexy. I'm agnostic, and don't subscribe to any
particular religion but am fine if you do. Curves are welcome, but
no BBW please. Please be average, slim, curvy or athletic. Race
isn't important, but passion is.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working locally, reading and getting my life on. Thinking about how
much the world is a little less bright without George Carlin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being the go-to guy.
- Helping my friends.
- Efficiently converting O2 to CO2.
- Cuddling to movies for hours on end.
- Not shaving; I am always stubbly
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a bit of grey at the sideburns, and I am very direct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm a sucker for the classics: Platonic philosophy,
Shakespeare, and of course George Carlin and Calvin and
Movies: Anything with a good story, but I am a sucker for horror
flicks of all kinds. I don't do fad media. I finally saw the Hunger
Games movie recently, and it really, really sucked. I hate
over-CG'ed movies and the current trend of superhero flicks.
Shows: I don't watch much television. I used to watch the Discovery
Channel, Nat Geo and the History channel before they turned into
reality TV mills.
I just found some episodes of the Big Bang Theory online and
started watching that though. Hilarious stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My family (including my dog).
2.) My friends
3.) Natural Environments
4.) My surfboard
5.) My art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm fairly scatterbrained with a ton of interests, so its a bad
combination. Anthropology, art and animation, starting my
side-business, travel, any and all natural environments. (BTW, I'm
a guy so it's pretty much assumed I'm always thinking about
women....or some combination of things...and maybe Foghorn
Leghorn....or the Geico Gecko...definitely Salma Hayek...wow, full
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not usually at a bar. Motorcycling, outside camping, inside
creating art, reading, movies, etc. I'm trying to stay away from
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Back when I used to drink, I got intoxicated and ended on the show
"Power Rangers". Yeah.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you have a central nervous system, are intelligent, have a good
sense of humor, in decent shape, can be sure I won't need a
penicillin regimen after a date or two, and don't have fleas. Well,
if you have fleas we could probably get some of that stuff to put
behind your neck...or a collar (they don't work as well, though).
Well, maybe we should take the fleas thing on a case by case basis.
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