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Shuvlbum

41 M Galesville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a low-key low-stress guy. I don't smoke, don't do drugs (I'm NOT 420-friendly) and believe in moderation and variety. Some things I enjoy in my spare time are reading, motorcycling, scuba diving, surfing, mountain biking, hiking, fishing and camping. I am a fairly quiet guy and don't do the bar-scene (been there, done that). I have a dog that is like my son, and he goes everywhere I do (except the motorcycle - until I get a sidecar).

I'm not the guy that will complete your family photo with your kids. I am the guy that will take you out and treat you with respect, and have fun, low drama evenings. I am direct, have a lot of life experience, enjoy intellectually stimulating conversation, and am very passionate. If you are tired of the games, BS, lies and cheating that comes along with dating, drop me a message. I am tired of it too.

I am looking at graduate school overseas, so I probably will only be in the U.S. for another year or so. I believe that provided you are honest with someone, there is no reason why two adults can't enjoy each others company.

High preference to goofy, shy, clumsy, funny, nerdy women - big brains are mad sexy. You have to be a pro-choice gal. Children are fine, but remember I won't be around the area forever. Curves are welcome, but no BBW please. Please be average, slim, curvy or athletic. Race isn't important, but passion is.

EDIT:> Two peeves: "Amazing" and "Love to laugh".

-Amazing is the most overused adjective in the English language. I could tell you that overuse of a single adjective shows a tragic lack of both vocabulary and imagination. I could tell you that it means you watch far too much reality TV and daytime talk-shows and you should probably read more. I'll just say it is not attractive. At all. Sorry if that sounds overtly snobby, but I'm not 19 anymore.

-Love to Laugh. This tells me nothing about you, or who you are. Please tell me who hates laughing, and you will begin to see the sheer ridiculousness of the statement.
What I’m doing with my life
Preparing for graduate schools overseas.
I’m really good at
- Being the go-to guy.
- Helping my friends.
- Efficiently converting O2 to CO2.
- Cuddling to movies for hours on end.
- Listening
- Motorcycling
- Not shaving; I am always stubbly
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a bit of grey at the sideburns, and I am very direct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm a sucker for the classics: Platonic philosophy, Shakespeare, and of course George Carlin and Calvin and Hobbes.

Movies: Anything with a good story, but I am a sucker for horror flicks of all kinds. I don't do fad media. I finally saw the Hunger Games movie recently, and it really, really sucked. I hate over-CG'ed movies and the current trend of superhero flicks.

Shows: I don't watch much television. I used to watch the Discovery Channel, Nat Geo and the History channel before they turned into reality TV mills.

I just found some episodes of the Big Bang Theory online and started watching that though. Hilarious stuff.
The six things I could never do without
1.) My family (including my dog).
2.) My friends
3.) Natural Environments
4.) My surfboard
5.) My art
6.) Science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm fairly scatterbrained with a ton of interests, so its a bad combination. Anthropology, art and animation, starting my side-business, travel, any and all natural environments. (BTW, I'm a guy so it's pretty much assumed I'm always thinking about women....and beer...or some combination...and maybe Foghorn Leghorn....or the Geico Gecko...definitely Salma Hayek...wow, full circle, huh?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Not usually at a bar. Motorcycling, outside camping, inside creating art, reading, movies, etc. I'm trying to stay away from typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like blueberry pop-tarts.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
...you have a central nervous system, are intelligent, have a good sense of humor, in decent shape and don't have fleas. Well, if you have fleas we could probably get some of that stuff to put behind your neck...or a collar (they don't work as well, though). Well, maybe we should take the fleas thing on a case by case basis.