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42 La Plata, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:38pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Note to the ladies: I have been getting a lot of mutual likes, but can't send some of you a message due to your inbox being full. Ladies be sure to clean out those old messages ;)

I am a low-key low-stress guy. I don't smoke, don't do drugs (I'm NOT 420-friendly) and believe in moderation and variety. Some things I enjoy in my spare time are reading, motorcycling, scuba diving, surfing, mountain biking, hiking, fishing and camping. I am a fairly quiet guy and don't do the bar-scene (been there, done that). I have a dog that is like my son, and he goes everywhere I do (except the motorcycle - until I get a sidecar).

I'm not the guy that will complete your family photo with your kids. I am the guy that will take you out and treat you with respect, and have fun, low drama evenings. I am direct, have a lot of life experience, enjoy intellectually stimulating conversation, and am very passionate. If you are tired of the games, BS, lies and cheating that comes along with dating, drop me a message. I am tired of it too.

I am looking at graduate school overseas, so I probably will only be in the U.S. for another year or so. I believe that provided you are honest with someone, there is no reason why two adults can't enjoy each others company.

High preference to goofy, shy, clumsy, funny, nerdy women - big brains are mad sexy. You have to be a pro-choice gal. Children are fine, but remember I won't be around the area forever. Curves are welcome, but no BBW please. Please be average, slim, curvy or athletic. Race isn't important, but passion is.

And ladies, please stop posting your Myers-Briggs personality test results. The test is completely useless and was written by two Americans with no formal education or training in Psychology. It has been debunked by real scientists time and time again. So posting you are an INTP tells me nothing about you except you may be prone to believing in fad pseudo-science ;P
What I’m doing with my life
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Preparing for graduate schools overseas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being the go-to guy.
- Helping my friends.
- Efficiently converting O2 to CO2.
- Cuddling to movies for hours on end.
- Listening
- Motorcycling
- Not shaving; I am always stubbly
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a bit of grey at the sideburns, and I am very direct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm a sucker for the classics: Platonic philosophy, Shakespeare, and of course George Carlin and Calvin and Hobbes.

Movies: Anything with a good story, but I am a sucker for horror flicks of all kinds. I don't do fad media. I finally saw the Hunger Games movie recently, and it really, really sucked. I hate over-CG'ed movies and the current trend of superhero flicks.

Shows: I don't watch much television. I used to watch the Discovery Channel, Nat Geo and the History channel before they turned into reality TV mills.

I just found some episodes of the Big Bang Theory online and started watching that though. Hilarious stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My family (including my dog).
2.) My friends
3.) Natural Environments
4.) My surfboard
5.) My art
6.) Science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm fairly scatterbrained with a ton of interests, so its a bad combination. Anthropology, art and animation, starting my side-business, travel, any and all natural environments. (BTW, I'm a guy so it's pretty much assumed I'm always thinking about women....and beer...or some combination...and maybe Foghorn Leghorn....or the Geico Gecko...definitely Salma, full circle, huh?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not usually at a bar. Motorcycling, outside camping, inside creating art, reading, movies, etc. I'm trying to stay away from typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like unfrosted blueberry pop-tarts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. have a central nervous system, are intelligent, have a good sense of humor, in decent shape and don't have fleas. Well, if you have fleas we could probably get some of that stuff to put behind your neck...or a collar (they don't work as well, though). Well, maybe we should take the fleas thing on a case by case basis.