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ShyGuyTwo

54 / M / straight / Married

Wayne, New Jersey

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White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
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New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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I am Curious, Interesting, and Stable.

My Self-Summary

To be honest, I am here for the tests. For some reason I enjoy these tests. Probably just curious about the effort everyone puts into these. Thanks!

What I’m doing with my life

Working with computers. Officiating soccer games. Happy at home.

Trying new things. Experimenting with pyrotechnics and hypnosis.

I just took a hypnosis class but don't have anyone to practice on.

Having fun.

I’m really good at

Figuring out new things.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Knights of the Dinner Table. I used to play and DM D&D games a while back. Reading KoDT reminds me how much fun it was. It would be fun to get a group started again but it takes so much time.

I also like some anime. Some stories are good, some are just strange. I have gone to a local anime convention, and of course, dressed the part. No, I am not Hitokiri Battōsai, just a simple wandering swordsman.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Pirating the seas.

Not really. I did like pirates before the latest movies made them popular. I dress like a pirate at renaissance faires. I have stood on Springers Point and looked out at Teache's Hole. I knew that an eyepatch was a night vision device before Myth Busters put it on TV. I know most of the words to "Talk Like a Pirate Day". Blackbeards real name was not actully Teach. Arrrr.

When I was young, I did go to sea. I have sailed in pirate infested waters. I had a not-so-close encounter with real pirates. (They boarded another ship, not mine.) Pirates today are not actually like the stories from the past.

On a typical Friday night I am

Home. At a soccer game. Some strange meeting somewhere.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Hmm, I noticed that the pictures that I put up are all in costume. There is probably some interesting comment that can be made of my trying to be someone else or hiding who I really am.

You should message me if

You want to. I am not here very often so don't get upset if a reply takes forever.