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34 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29, 2009
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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On a dark stormy night in the middle of the year 1980, A small child's lungs were tested to tolerance by the screams issuing from them. It was may 17th. 2 minutes to midnight. And I was born. My first act was one of screaming. I feel I got it out of my system at that point. I don't do it often anymore.
Over the many years leading from that point to this, I have accumulated a fair amount of knowledge. Most of it useless. I have also accumulated a fair amount of sin. All of it enjoyable. What does this mean? It means I know a lot of junk about things I shouldn't know... And I enjoyed gaining every bit of it.
I can say what I need to say in as few or as many words as required. Words are tools and weapons. Using the correct words will open any door, unlock any chest, Change any rule. They can also of course break any will, Sever any connection, and variously do damage to any number of individuals.
I prefer to use mine merely to get what I want.

I am Drunk, Hot, and Chaot
What I’m doing with my life
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Wasting it, answering worthless questions. Perhaps..
Or perhaps seeking peace on earth, rather than blindly hoping for peace in the next.
I’m really good at
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Confusing people. Including myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite books of all time.. The entire David Eddings Belgarion set. My favourite movie, The crow and the matrix. I'm a pure blood metalist, and I love Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wife, My computer, My brain, My music, My passion and my apathy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll tell you pretty much anything.. just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
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