Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh where to start. I had something really corny and carefully
written before, which sounded sophisticated and crap. But everytime
I reread it, I came off as prick. So this is my revised attempt to
apologize and start anew.
Although I feel that I am perfectly happy being single, my good
friends are telling me that I'm really not that happy. Sometimes we
have to look outside ourselves to seek happiness, and so I will
take their advice and move fwd with this internet dating thing. I
used to be an extremely social creature, only to draw back and be a
comfortable recluse. Heart broken once....and perhaps it was that
that caused me to shield up and be more introspective. I believe in
timing, and lots and lots of serendipity. Lets just leave it at
that. Actually lets not.
If you are a kind-hearted soul, with a streak of childish spunk
that loves to have fun whenever the opportunity presents itself,
than by all means, turn in your application! Being an average
looking guy on a dating website, I am far from picky. You will need
the pass my litmus test of course..which may or may not include
doing the hola hoop after taking one too many shots of hard liquor
-dexterity, being able to laugh endlessly at my corny jokes (trust
me, they're bad) - sympathy, and having a sustained, intelligent
conversation about the nature of entropy and the arrow of time as
it relates to our human existence - intellect.
Yah, I threw that last one in there as a good filter. If you're
still reading this far, stop and hit the message button!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out if watching an entire season of Jersey Shore
has enriched my life...i'm leaning on a definite yes!. I also try
to defy the laws of gravity on my spare time, because I secretly
harbor a belief that we're all Gods, and the laws of the universe
are there just to mock us.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job (IT) and karaoking. Yes I can fix that broken computer like
no other and belt out Culture Club lyrics w/ vigor and emotion til
the cows come home baby...how do I like me now?!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I remind them of this other asian dude that they know..yes
i'm THAT average looking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Life of Pi, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Monk and the
Philosopher, Big Fish, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Pho
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pho, high speed internet connection, SonicCare, coffee, siracha,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, science, philosophy, and girls. and how best to complete
this profile as to attract the right girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Netflix, Hulu, or grabbing a drink with friends. I have been
known on occasion to not give a rats ass and do things that are
most certainly illegal in most of the known world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a HUGE crush on Winny from the Wonder Years
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are my soulmate, bestfriend, or any potential person of
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