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27 M Baltimore, MD

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm Graham and I hate spiders. Seriously, they are like Ahhh! Real Monsters. The worst is when you try to smash one with a shoe and it survives and scurries out of sight. You just know that it's waiting for you to go to sleep so that it can crawl into your mouth. One time I thought there was a spider under my pillow but it turned out to be a hairbrush I had left under my sheets for some reason.
What I’m doing with my life
What are you my mom?
I am an epidemiologist studying antibiotic resistance within Infectious Diseases. I love medicine and finding patterns so it's a great fit. Surprisingly, I'm not a germaphobe but I do wash my hands a lots since I work with drug resistant staph aureus at work.

I just relocated from DC to Baltimore for a job at Johns Hopkins, so hello potential new Baltimore friends! Also hello potential new DC friends, don't worry I don't discriminate.

I'm originally from a small town on the Central Coast of California named Paso Robles. We make amazing wine if you're interested in a good vacation.
I’m really good at
Killing spiders obviously, did you read the first part? One time I dreamt I was fighting giant spiders and I woke up and punched the wall so hard I put a hole in it. But if that wall had in fact been the enormous spider I imagined I was combating, rest assured it would have been most grievously injured by my assault.

Basically if you're scared of spiders, consider this my application for position of Fearless Arachnid Brutalizer.
The first things people usually notice about me
How bad my filter is. Personal motto: When you put your foot in your mouth, might as well try to swallow it.

Also I shout when I talk and people think I'm angry. I am not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dear god, I love to read. Except the hundreds of research papers I'm supposed to review each week.

Favorite Books: Slaughterhouse 5 and Catch-22
Favorite Movie: In Bruge, Tropic Thunder, Snatch
Favorite Shows: Chopped, Firefly, Community, Game of Thrones, Shameless, House of Lies
Favorite Music: Mew, Minus the Bear
Favorite Food:Mustard (yes, it counts)
The six things I could never do without
Running/Hiking Shoes
Shoulder Straps on bags
Bright colors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do what they do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating delicious food and dancing (poorly) with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was little I wanted a pet dinosaur but now that I'm older I know that I wasn't ready for that much responsibility back then.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-Find me funny.

-As far as dating is concerned, I'm looking for someone: confident but not arrogant,
Highly educated and logical,
spontaneous and likes going on adventures.
I'm a sucker for a pretty face.
Wears short shorts a plus. This one is most obvious that I'm a California boy.

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