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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 22, 2014
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm extremely lonely.

I spent my childhood learning about computers and wizards, and love anything having to do with either of those things. I'm an avid D&D player.

I'm here to find a lovely woman to be my soul mate. Don't be afraid if I tell you I love you on the first date. I'm very affectionate and like to touch.

I have never held hands with a girl before. I really would like to do that on our first date.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to get a job at 7-11. They are a really good company and I will be so happy to have my second real job.

UPDATE: I had my interview with the manager of a 7-11 near me. I told her how pretty she was and asked if she wanted to go out with me. She said she'd think about it and call me back.I'm so happy! Fingers crossed!

UPDATE 2: I didn't get the job or the date. Oh, well. Their loss. Besides, I'm perfectly content to stay at home with mother and help her with her garden anyway. She's the only woman I really need.

I used to work at Quick Trip, but got fired for being too nice to the women who came in. I would tell them all that they were beautiful, but apparently this is something that isn't okay in society these days. I know I'm alone in this, but I don't think chivalry is dead.

I want to always work part-time so that I can stay at home and take care of the kids you and I will have.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing WoW, D&D, programming in Java, making women feel appreciated, being a loving boyfriend, eating meatloaf, being a nice guy, being honest, drawing manga, tickling children, using FLS to make dubstep, basketball
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smell like meatloaf, since that's usually what I eat. It's been my favorite dish since I was a child.

They also notice that I'm an extremely nice guy. I tell every woman I meet that she's beautiful, because I don't think women hear that often enough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, internet, my chair, my friend, my hoodie, my body pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, getting a job, finding my knight in shining armor
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
alone, unless I'm playing with my friends on WoW

If WoW is down, I'm usually on 4chan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Okay, I'm going to be brutally honest here. I want someone who loves me for me. I'll understand if you think this is weird, but really, every guy does it and they just won't admit it. Here goes:

I have a masturbation chair, and an old t-shirt that I use both as a napkin and a semen receptacle. I have worn this shirt out multiple times when I go grocery shopping with mother. It has never been washed.
You should message me if
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You want to find the man of your dreams. You want to share your life with a big teddy bear who will treat you like a queen You want a man who knows exactly how long to microwave a corn dog, and will always give you the last piece of pizza. You want a guy to show off to your girl friends. You want real love, and you don't want to wait.

I want to just say again how lonely I am. I would be so happy about hearing from any girl, even if she's rejecting me. The only female I've seen in person for the past month is my mother. I am a really, really, really nice guy. I'll make you feel loved.