Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm extremely lonely.
I spent my childhood learning about computers and wizards, and love
anything having to do with either of those things. I'm an avid
I'm here to find a lovely woman to be my soul mate. Don't be afraid
if I tell you I love you on the first date. I'm very affectionate
and like to touch.
I have never held hands with a girl before. I really would like to
do that on our first date.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to get a job at 7-11. They are a really good company and
I will be so happy to have my second real job.
UPDATE: I had my interview with the manager of a 7-11 near me. I
told her how pretty she was and asked if she wanted to go out with
me. She said she'd think about it and call me back.I'm so happy!
UPDATE 2: I didn't get the job or the date. Oh, well. Their loss.
Besides, I'm perfectly content to stay at home with mother and help
her with her garden anyway. She's the only woman I really
I used to work at Quick Trip, but got fired for being too nice to
the women who came in. I would tell them all that they were
beautiful, but apparently this is something that isn't okay in
society these days. I know I'm alone in this, but I don't think
chivalry is dead.
I want to always work part-time so that I can stay at home and take
care of the kids you and I will have.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing WoW, D&D, programming in Java, making women feel
appreciated, being a loving boyfriend, eating meatloaf, being a
nice guy, being honest, drawing manga, tickling children, using FLS
to make dubstep, basketball
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smell like meatloaf, since that's usually what I eat. It's been
my favorite dish since I was a child.
They also notice that I'm an extremely nice guy. I tell every woman
I meet that she's beautiful, because I don't think women hear that
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, 10 Tokyo Warriors
, Angel Beats!
, The Animatrix
, Azumanga Daioh
, Berserk (anime)
, The Big O
, Battle Angel Alita
, The Cat Returns
, Chrono Crusade
, Code Geass
, Cowboy Bebop
, Corpse Princes
, Crayon Shin-chan
, Devil May
Cry: The Animated Series
, Dragon Ball
, Dragon Ball Z
, Elfen Lied
, Ergo Proxy
, Eureka Seven
, Excel Saga
, Fate Stay Night
, Nerima Daikon Brothers
Ouran High School Host
, Neon Genesis Evangelion
, Oh My Goddess!
, Paranoia Agent
, Ranma 1/2
, Revolutionary Girl
, Rurouni Kenshin
, Sailor Moon
, Hunt's ketchup
anything else romantic, Butchers Harem
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, internet, my chair, my friend, my hoodie, my body pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, getting a job, finding my knight in shining armor
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
alone, unless I'm playing with my friends on WoW
If WoW is down, I'm usually on 4chan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Okay, I'm going to be brutally honest here. I want someone who
loves me for me. I'll understand if you think this is weird, but
really, every guy does it and they just won't admit it. Here
I have a masturbation chair, and an old t-shirt that I use both as
a napkin and a semen receptacle. I have worn this shirt out
multiple times when I go grocery shopping with mother. It has never
You should message me if
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You want to find the man of your dreams. You want to share your
life with a big teddy bear who will treat you like a queen You want
a man who knows exactly how long to microwave a corn dog, and will
always give you the last piece of pizza. You want a guy to show off
to your girl friends. You want real love, and you don't want to
I want to just say again how lonely I am. I would be so happy about
hearing from any girl, even if she's rejecting me. The only female
I've seen in person for the past month is my mother. I am a really,
really, really nice guy. I'll make you feel loved.
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